Fight to the death

I have been found out!
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I still HAVE to back EZ. I WOULD winter (working) holiday is Norf Carolina, BUT NEVER in NJ!!!!! UNLESS I have to bunk up in Climbers room!!!!
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The Altreeist and I have come up with the "fight to the death ring" design.


It will be old climbing lines wrapped around four trees, and FT and I will be inside of the ring. Ropes will be tied to our waists allowing us to only just barely reach each other. The idea will be for us to hurl insults at each other until one of us dies from the shame.


Right now, Climber is in his crib kicking and squirming getting a good workout. He is training to be able to deliver the final death punch to Marc. Or death kick. He is pretty good with either.


Mom is at Target. She thinks I hold Climber the whole time she is away. Yeah right, I got treebuzzin to do, and all that stuff.

Marc: I hate you and your whole persona , online and in phone text-messaging form. You probably watch "wheel of fortune" and think it is making you smarter. I watch "cops" to learn how to correctly evade the law. I actually learn when I watch TV.

here's you : "I'd like to buy a vowell....T?"



Here's me : "Bad boy, bad boy, watcha gonna do?"



SZ
 
I'm too beautiful to watch tv.

Maybe, if your crew of old men are nice, I'll let them sit next to me at the fall climb and I'll comb my long, beautiful hair over onto their heads so they can feel young and attractive again.

Ya'll are a bunch of bill Murray, king pin looking mother ------'s over there.

I might not be the best climber, but I am the most handsome climber hands down.

And that my friends is exactly why easy hates me so much.
 
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I'm too beautiful to watch tv.

Maybe, if your crew of old men are nice, I'll let them sit next to me at the fall climb and I'll comb my long, beautiful hair over onto their heads so they can feel young and attractive again.

Ya'll are a bunch of bill Murray, king pin looking mother ------'s over there.

I might not be the best climber, but I am the most handsome climber hands down.

And that my friends is exactly why easy hates me so much.

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Lame
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I might not be the best climber, but I am the most handsome climber hands down.


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My son is the best and most handsome Climber, hands down.



And Jesse is right, your retort was lame. Try to brush up on your vernacular skillz, instead of stalking my house on google earth.

And I am telling Penny across the street that you made fun of her well house thingee.


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I thought the bill Murry thing was pretty good

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If you spelled his name right, it would have been funny. I liked the reference, for what it's worth.


SZ
 
I had a bad dream last night about rigging this big piece of wood that was in the shape of WoodlandTCs fist. I cut it,looked down, and there is Marc smelly face Powell holding fast to the line when it should have been run, next thing I know BAMMO!

This whole thing is beginning to take a psychological toll one me. Cant wait to get it over with.
 
Jesse, dude....relax.


My old man's a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools.....


Now wait, that's not it.


Jesse, man.....take it easy.


We got Big Hig on our side. He used to play football. And he's crazy in a pent-up psycho kind of way. He's the size of a small mountain too. I would hate to be on his bad side.


So, rest up. It's going to be a lot of fun, and besides, I don't think WoodlandTC is even thinking about coming to the Fall Climb, at least he hasn't said anything to me about it.....



SZ
 
Damn!! What a dream you had there, Jesse!!! Atleast now you have an idea what it's going to feel like!

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I don't think WoodlandTC is even thinking about coming to the Fall Climb, at least he hasn't said anything to me about it....

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I need some more info on this "fall climb". When? Where?

I am soooooo there. Jesse and Powell better show up!!!
 
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I need some more info on this "fall climb". When? Where?

I am soooooo there. Jesse and Powell better show up!!!

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Fall Climb is Nov. 21st at Casa Ziablo, near Mt. Pleasure Island, NC.



This being the 10th Annual Fall Climb, baby back ribs will be served.



SZ
 
Easy is at the beach and he has no Internet connection. He has asked me, via text message, to speak on his behalf (note, all misspellings courtesy of Audubon high school)

I have been away for the past couple of days on vacation. Although I maybe on vacation that doesn't mean my hatred is.

Climber and I are at a militia training camp, prepairing for the oncoming storm that is marc powell.

It's been a real bonding experience for climber and I. Today I showed him how to shave using his army knife. Then I applied his shoe polish under his eyes and he did mine.

Right now he's doing push ups with one hand behind his back. It really is adorable. He crapped himself while doing it but kept on going. One of the many advantages of wearing a diaper.

At night we sit around the camp fire and make jokes and laugh at pictures of familytree that we found on his facebook. Then we do 300 sit ups before hitting the hay.

Well, that's all for now, I'll be back tonight to check the progress of this thread and to reinstate my awesomeness.

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Things do not look well for Family Tee. I had a telekninetic conference with Easy P and Klimber this morning. They do not have the internet where they are so "the Man" cannot spy on them. I am more concerned than ever at the sinister hate that has developed in young Klimber and the evil joy it produces from Easy. Klimber is handling the physical training much better than easy and has the sharpest knife in the whole camp. As a matter of fact during the entire meeting Klimber just sat back back smoking one filterless Pall Mall after another while he gave himself his first heart tattoo with the MOM banner. Every time Easy referenced the "Death Blow" Young Klimber would blow a smoke ring to signify his approval of how this was going to go down. I was already in fear of what may possibly happen to Marc but now I am terrified with all the talk of the booby traps and the description that Klimber gave of his "pre fight/ death punch humiliation tactics" were unmentionable outside of a militia training facility. Be afraid family tee be very afraid.
 
I dont have much to add except for the fact that I just got a waft from th east of ol smelly faced Powell and I about passed out.
Damn bro take a shower already. It could be days before it rains in your area.
 
You do not win, Marc. You lose.



I have gotten much stronger since I have been mastering the waves as a sponsored professional boogie board rider (blue board, Hard Slick name brand).

Riding the waves out there, amid a shitstorm of small bait fish, I was wishing a shark would come try to mess with me, so that I can practice my face removal move, on a shark. I would be imagining your face on the shark's head, for even more motivation.


Tonight is my last night at the beach, and I have finally hacked into the wireless network of the year-round residents next door (the password is "password", if you can believe that). I was not disappointed by the efforts of my minions in representing me in my absence, with the exception of Chris Obrien, who swore he would unleash the kind of hell you can only find in a port-a-john after a three day weekend phish concert. Chris, you have failed me, never do it again.


Marc, November will be full of rain, a cold november rain, not unlike the song "cold november rain", by Hall and Oates.




SZ
 
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