Fight to the death

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As for you Kentucky, I, just like everyone else in your life, am disapointed in you.

I'm not mad. Just disapointed.

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And I'm "disapointed" in your ability to spell disappointed.

Boo-yah!
 
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Really?

REALLY?

Just three or so posts ago I claimed to eat fecal matter

and it's my spelling that makes you DISAPPOINTED?

You've changed man.

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Poop is easier to spell than to eat, I'll admit.

Sorry, Family- I've slept in EZ's house. I will defend him to the extent that I may forget to support him when he asks me, but later, I will remember my promise and pretend that I never forgot.
 
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I will defend him to the extent that I may forget to support him when he asks me, but later, I will remember my promise and pretend that I never forgot.

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I'll vouch for him. He would totally pretend to support EZ.
 
I am kind of feeling sorry for the under dog! I might have to side with Marc. I am mad at you anyway easY, for continuing to deny me a fall climb shirt. I would look great in yellow
 
Tale of the tape.

Old over weight sales man vs young in shape climber.

Over weight salesman
Weight-335lbs
height- 6'2
reach- can reach top of fridge to fetch cookies
recent accomplishment- was able to re open a jar after Carmen put the lid back on, double stuffed Oreo eating champion

Young inshape climber
Weight- 110lbs
height- 4'0
reach- 54"
recent accomplishments- midget fabio look alike contest winner. Recently learned how to read.

Jds. I'm still having a hard time seeing anyone with an advantage here. This fight is going to be like racing a Hyundai vs a Kia, painfully slow but comical and no one leaves satisfied.
 
I think we should rent those big sumo wrestling suits for you guys.

How funny would that be after a few beers?



Oh ya and JDS, I think I have told you before, give up on the free shirt, He is cold as ice, unless you have a nicer butt than I do, that may help but I would notcount on it because my butt is pretty decent.
He is, THE ICEMAN
 
Whatever, dude.

I'll have you know I watched the video for operating a GRCS yesterday at the Friday morning safety meeting, and stayed awake for the whole time. So I'm pretty sharp right now. Also, I got my CPR/First Aid certification updated today.

What the hell have you done with your last 48 hours?


I am now trained to kill you and keep your blood circulating through your body via 30 chest compressions and 2 rescue breaths over and over again until advanced medical personnel arrive on the scene.

But they will find that I did not count the chest compressions as well as I should have, and that I really only faked it the whole time, I can make myself sweat profusely just thinking about dinner.


Keep thinking you're one of the cool guys, Marc.


SZ
 
So when is this event going down? I can't wait!

Will it be 'Death of a salesman?'

or...

De Plane, boss, De Plane!

I don't even know you guys, but I would suggest that the official fight poster picture 'Tattoo' vs. John Candy, if only for ticket sales.

Jesse, I agree on the sumo suits. Great equalizers.

-Tom
 
Dear Marc,

I dont get on this thread too often, but the Stephan said you had been giving him a hard time about his weight, and that I should come down on you with everything I could muster. Dont compare people to cars. People deserve better than this.

The Stephan also says you may or may not have some sweet 34" pants that may or may not fit me, so between you and me I'll let this sort of "mud slinging" slide. But know this: YOU ARE ON THIN ICE. Sorry the Stephan was standing behind me I had to type tough.

P.S. Congrats on learning to read. My son Dylan is a yellow belt in Karate and can escape any sort grab that a predator like yourself could deliver. Let kids be kids OK. Again the Stephan was over my shoulder.
 
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