Fight to the death

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You should get a tattoo of a weiner on your left arm, kinda fill in the space. OOOHH yeah!!!

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I would but I usually have on in my right hand, sometimes it's even my own.
 
I guess I had a busy summer, maybe thought I had more important things to do than hear weiner talk. But grad school is starting up again. The more homework I have, the more important distraction in the form of weiner talk becomes. So please Family, keep giving hand jobs and telling us about them.
 
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Good advice earlier though

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Like I said, you run some warm water in the bathtub so that it is filled up a few inches, then you slowly lower your hemorrhoids into the water. Do that once a day for a week, and they should clear up by themselves.



SZ
 
You might try these too.....
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or you could end up looking like this.....
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Love,


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I gotta say easy, not your best stuff.

You are as weak as your crap jokes and I will crush you.

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Somebody sounds defensive about his offensive bodily functions.



Listen, I am here to help, and if that means I have to wipe you off the face of the earth after you drive 9 hours to get to my house (I usually have all of my death battles at my house), then so be it.

November 21, 2009 is fast approaching. I suggest you get all of your personal stuff taken care of, like making a will, and throwing away all of the gay porno mags from under your mattress.

Snoochies.



SZ
 
Still hacking at the same joke? Really? I thought you were funny.

I blame it on the Internet. If we were all actually in front of you, you would see that nobody laughed and then probably move on to a better subject.

I personally just don't think hemroids are funny. Looks the like canucks do though, but you could jingle keys on front of them and they'd laugh there arse off.
 
Jesse, I had texted easy a few days ago with warnings that he and I may have met our comedic match with the banter that you and woodland had going on. I was of course met with oppostition from easy claiming "Nobody is funnier than me. You get that through your dumb head"

but I digress

That's when I realized that woodland wasn't being funny, he was dead serious and he was going to kill you.

Gotta say, I'm glad he's on my side. That boy is no joke
 
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...Looks the like canucks do though, but you could jingle keys on front of them and they'd laugh there arse off.

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Ha ha, stupid Canadians.



SZ
 
Hmmmm, NOW I see this is gonna turn into another North VS South War!!!! I was on Easy's side NOW both the Jersey (Ashton Kucher look-a-like) and the New Dad from N. Kackalacky had better start toughening up for a COLD fight to the death!!!! {Last time the North WON, History WILL repeat itself}

I case you guys hadn't noticed, ALL Canucks have had their sense of humour removed at the first opportunity of being subjected to -50F weather!!!!

THE WAR IS ON!
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I take it the Canucks have never seen the classic "Canadian Bacon". I think that might be the strategy. Put the war with someone else to distract someone and then pow!!! right in the kisser.
 
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