easyphloem
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and I'm on vacation
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All I hear are excuses.
SZ
and I'm on vacation
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All I hear are excuses.
SZ
Fight to the death
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easyphloem
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- Louisville, KY
It's official.
I have won the fight to the death with Familytree. I am assuming he is dead because he has not posted here in a few days. I am also assuming that the exploding wicking T-shirt I sent him did the trick.
I am the Champion. My friends. And I'll keep on fighting. Till the end.
SZ
I have won the fight to the death with Familytree. I am assuming he is dead because he has not posted here in a few days. I am also assuming that the exploding wicking T-shirt I sent him did the trick.
I am the Champion. My friends. And I'll keep on fighting. Till the end.
SZ
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- Haddonfield, nj
I apologize for my lack of responses but I was on a week long stake out of the Zimmerman compound.
A couple of things. One, just because it's early morning doesn't mean you can run outside naked to retrieve your paper. My pointing and laughing at your "man hood" nearly blew my cover.
Two. You do make delicious BBQ.
Three. Awesome treefort but a comfortable bed in it would be nice.
Four. Oregano is for cooking, not smoking (that was oregano right?)
Five. I've never seen a grown man drink so much arbormist in my life
Six. You and sydog are grown men. You don't need to say I love you everytime you get off the phone with him. Also, talking 7 times a day with your little bro is a bit too much.
Seven. Although cute, a man should never cry after sex.
Eight. Why on earth would you need to sneak a man out your back window when Carmen comes home early? Also, where did his pants go?
Nine. Just because you tuck it between your legs doesn't mean your allowed to wear womens underwear
Ten. I cried at the end of fried green tomatoes too.
My reports have much much more that I will divulge later.
A couple of things. One, just because it's early morning doesn't mean you can run outside naked to retrieve your paper. My pointing and laughing at your "man hood" nearly blew my cover.
Two. You do make delicious BBQ.
Three. Awesome treefort but a comfortable bed in it would be nice.
Four. Oregano is for cooking, not smoking (that was oregano right?)
Five. I've never seen a grown man drink so much arbormist in my life
Six. You and sydog are grown men. You don't need to say I love you everytime you get off the phone with him. Also, talking 7 times a day with your little bro is a bit too much.
Seven. Although cute, a man should never cry after sex.
Eight. Why on earth would you need to sneak a man out your back window when Carmen comes home early? Also, where did his pants go?
Nine. Just because you tuck it between your legs doesn't mean your allowed to wear womens underwear
Ten. I cried at the end of fried green tomatoes too.
My reports have much much more that I will divulge later.
easyphloem
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- Louisville, KY
1. I don't get the paper. I have a computer. It serves me well, and I feel bad for the reporters getting laid off.
2. Thank you for noticing the love I put into my BBQ. I take that stuff very seriously.
3. My tree fort is for my use only, and sometimes my friends, but definitely not for my mortal enemies on a creepy stalking mission outside of my house.
4. That was not oregano.
5. I don't know what arbormist is, I drink Miller lite mainly, to forget the pain.
6. You leave my brother out of this. He will tear you apart, and I want to do that personally.
7. Light sobbing is different than crying.
8. ? I have no answer to that one.
9. Silk makes me feel good.
10. Wrong. I was not crying, I had a piece of dirt in my eye or something.
Familytree, allow me to break it down to you in a way that your slow mind can comprehend:
You are a big dummy. Your face makes me want to puke. You wish you were hot like me, but it ain't gonna happen. You need to tie a couple of boulders to your stupid ankles and jump off of a pier, into the ocean.
Love and strangling kisses,
SZ
2. Thank you for noticing the love I put into my BBQ. I take that stuff very seriously.
3. My tree fort is for my use only, and sometimes my friends, but definitely not for my mortal enemies on a creepy stalking mission outside of my house.
4. That was not oregano.
5. I don't know what arbormist is, I drink Miller lite mainly, to forget the pain.
6. You leave my brother out of this. He will tear you apart, and I want to do that personally.
7. Light sobbing is different than crying.
8. ? I have no answer to that one.
9. Silk makes me feel good.
10. Wrong. I was not crying, I had a piece of dirt in my eye or something.
Familytree, allow me to break it down to you in a way that your slow mind can comprehend:
You are a big dummy. Your face makes me want to puke. You wish you were hot like me, but it ain't gonna happen. You need to tie a couple of boulders to your stupid ankles and jump off of a pier, into the ocean.
Love and strangling kisses,
SZ
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- Titirangi, Auckland, NZ
Sweet T-shirt, sort of Woodstock meets Darkstar, cool colour.
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- Phoenix Arizona
This is still funny
8/9/09
8/9/09
easyphloem
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- Louisville, KY
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This is still funny
8/9/09
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Of course it's still funny. It will continue to be funny up until the moment when I punch Familytree in the lip, and he starts crying and making everyone feel weird. Then I will take his drooling, bleeding, crybaby face and stick it in the nearest toilet for an atomic swirlie. The nearest bathroom will probably be the one off of my kitchen. We will enter the house through the side door.
SZ
This is still funny
8/9/09
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Of course it's still funny. It will continue to be funny up until the moment when I punch Familytree in the lip, and he starts crying and making everyone feel weird. Then I will take his drooling, bleeding, crybaby face and stick it in the nearest toilet for an atomic swirlie. The nearest bathroom will probably be the one off of my kitchen. We will enter the house through the side door.
SZ
easyphloem
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- Louisville, KY
Familytree is hoping this thread will just fade away, and no one will remember that he is going to get his butt royally whooped come November.
I don't forget.
I'm like the elephant, memory-wise, and size-wise. I will crush Marc Powell's puny skull with my ivory tusks. I will recite to him the unabridged works of Keats, Frost, and Poe while I rain down devastating blow after devastating blow.
Marc Powell is a man of few convictions. I am a man who has one objective:
To kill the one known as Familytree.
SZ
I don't forget.
I'm like the elephant, memory-wise, and size-wise. I will crush Marc Powell's puny skull with my ivory tusks. I will recite to him the unabridged works of Keats, Frost, and Poe while I rain down devastating blow after devastating blow.
Marc Powell is a man of few convictions. I am a man who has one objective:
To kill the one known as Familytree.
SZ
- Location
- Phoenix Arizona
Dude, Powell informed me that Woodland TC is now involved and planning on taking me out with a crushing head blow to my pretty face.
I just wanted you to know why Ill be showing up with my Steelers Helmet on. You know, cuz I'm a Steelers fan.
Jeremy doesn't scare me. So long as we are 1500 miles apart.
I just wanted you to know why Ill be showing up with my Steelers Helmet on. You know, cuz I'm a Steelers fan.
Jeremy doesn't scare me. So long as we are 1500 miles apart.
- Location
- Longmont, CO
Or, how about this?
- Location
- NJ
Nice jamin, thats about what these to fags would boil down to, that or a dildo fight.
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- NJ
though my money would be on rasy to win.
- Location
- Haddonfield, nj
Keep the slang homosexual remarks to yourself ed.
easyphloem
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- Louisville, KY
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though my money would be on rasy to win.
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I got rasy winning it all too. Ed, could it be that your homo-bashing is just a cover for your intense desires to plant a big smooch on Family's rosy red lips?
He said you couldn't keep your eyes off him when you worked together.
Just saying, it's usually the one who protests the loudest....
SZ
though my money would be on rasy to win.
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I got rasy winning it all too. Ed, could it be that your homo-bashing is just a cover for your intense desires to plant a big smooch on Family's rosy red lips?
He said you couldn't keep your eyes off him when you worked together.
Just saying, it's usually the one who protests the loudest....
SZ
- Location
- Haddonfield, nj
There was that awkward moment when I didn't know if he wanted to or maybe I was being too forward with just thinking it. After I left, I was filled with regret for not just going for it.
Sometimes I really am my own worst enemy.
Sometimes I really am my own worst enemy.
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- Phoenix Arizona
I wonder what Butch the Master of Blasters would have to say on this most important matter
- Location
- Titirangi, Auckland, NZ
Some things can be just too hard to swallow...
- Location
- NJ
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He said you couldn't keep your eyes off him when you worked together.
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Yes this is quite true, I just could not get over the fact that someone actually paid this guy to climb trees for a living I was just dumbfounded alday long. I do my planting on your exwife rasy and she takes care of me well with your alimony money each month.
He said you couldn't keep your eyes off him when you worked together.
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Yes this is quite true, I just could not get over the fact that someone actually paid this guy to climb trees for a living I was just dumbfounded alday long. I do my planting on your exwife rasy and she takes care of me well with your alimony money each month.
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- Haddonfield, nj
Stupider things have happened Ed, shoot, look at you. Someone married you AND had three kids with ya.
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