Fight to the death

Circle of hilarity...more like circlejerk of hilarity.



While you have been writing those tired played out jokes, I have been getting puked on and crapped on by a baby. I have also been catching up on the Deadliest Catch marathon. I reek of baby spit up.

I am training him to projectile vomit on command, and the first time you meet him, you should keep your mouth shut.


SZ
 
So have you seen osmosis in action yet? They don't really need to put milk into their mouth, it can be absorbed through the cheeks and chin (or 2)!
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This thread has been quite for a while but my camp has continued to grow. Woodland tc has offered his services / boe staff skills as has flashtree and taitree. Your help is more then welcome and much appreciated friends.

Camp family is still growing.......
 
your just mad because its so damned hot here
chill out
I could take you both by the way...
one arm tied behind my back,
hung over,
blindfolded,
in the heat,
with no water,
Climber crying in my face,
Family making me laugh while I drink milk,
after working all day,
with one pinky!

me against the two of you...its on like donkey kong

I hate you both


big stoopids
 
Me thinks sun-tan boy (Jesse)has had too much sun, heat and NOT enough water, BUT I will still stand with EZ, Jesse, and the others.

Every time I had to go to Jersey in the winter, I always told my dispatcher it was closed!!!!
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I am ALL about backing the guys in the south, they have more pleasant winters and are laid back like us Canucks!!! A much more friendly winter retreat location. IMO
 
Thanks Treedimensional,


But I think I have devised a cunning plan for a way that many of us can take out aggression and rage on all of us at one time.


Terror Dome. Or, to tie it in with what we do, TreeTerror Dome.


I can make it happen at the 10 Annual Fall Climb. By "I can make it happen" I mean I will ask Jeff Fabian to devise a Tree Terror dome and splice it all together. He only has 4 months left, so I better warn him.


SZ
 
Today I registered my fists as lethal weapons. I'm not allowed to carry them around in all states and especially not consealed. No more mittens or walking like the cool guy I am with my hands half in my pockets. No more hooded sweat shirts with the front pouch either. It's going to be a difficult transition but well worth it if someone tries to break into my home or if my life has been threatened and I need to use them in self defense.

The officer also suggested that I register my good looks, apparently they an kill. I am just waiting on the paper work. Until then I will be wearing a mask of easy to help keep the death toll at a bare minimum.
 
"Every time I had to go to Jersey in the winter, I always told my dispatcher it was closed!!!!
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That is only because you are soft and quite frankly couldn't handle it here! We are stuck between Philadelphia and New york, So we are naturally tough and hard and can generally just Whoop a$$ , Simply because of where we from at! So it was and is, probably best if you stay away from here anyhow we wouldn't want any of you soft little boys to get a boo boo! But if you did maybe we could give you a dora the explorer band aid!!!

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Your Fists,Pauls wit,My hundred years of knowledge Jersey is unbeatable.Dont be givin out all the Dora band aids give them the acme brand band aids!!Boy how soon they foget I thought we were friends Family Tree?No mention of me in your cliche circle!!! Boo hoo us from south jersey dont fit in anywhere.
 
My bad sj, I didn't know if you wanted to remain neutral or not but I'm glad to have ya aboard.

We will be having a group meeting soon, there will be pizza and it's going to be a thundercats themed bash. I'll make sure to send out memos.
 
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We will be having a group meeting soon, there will be pizza and it's going to be a thundercats themed bash. I'll make sure to send out memos.

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Your comedic skillz are growing....but too slowly. Thundercats themed parties are so 2005.


SZ
 
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