Fight to the death

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Cool. Wear that front pack during the fight so I can take care of both of you at the same time.

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Even with forewarning, you will not be ready for his projectile vomiting. When he is leading the charge in the "baby bjorn", I can count on my foes being blinded by the mildly acidic milk regurgitation that has a faint, yet distinctive aroma.


Climber is already working on a countermove for your punch to the face, kind of like a "wax on, wax off" type of maneuver. Only he is mixing in a taser to the mix. Volt you very much, Marc.



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I wish you would die in a horribly romantic way and then have your corpse violated by hobos looking for change.

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Now that's just wrong. Somehow, a little funny, but I'm sure probably still wrong.


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I wish you would die in a horribly romantic way and then have your corpse violated by hobos looking for change.



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a boy can dream. I've lived in jersey for 26+ years, hoping for such an event.

Barnhouse. You saying that.... It brought a tear to my eye. It's good to see easy and I making a difference here on the buzz.
 
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See, that is whats really going on. It's not that you hate each other, in all reality you like each other too much to admit it. I have seen this many times over. You try to talk manly and make your words big and hurtful but you really mean quite the opposite. Admit it, you are both too stubborn to see the fact that you would be the best of friends.
 
I predict this is how the fight will go.

Lot of trash talking. I will take out my big hoop earrings and the slapping will insue, which will carry on for a little. At this point I'll probably have started to cry, even though I'm winning. Then, all of a sudden, our emotions will get the better of us and an all out man on man make out session will break out.

It's happened this way to me too many times for me to count.

Easy, can I suggest we come to the fight clean shaven? That way my beautiful delicate skin won't get all red and rashey
 
Gross Marc.


I will wear a fake Bin Laden beard for the fight.


This is getting out of hand. I suggest we both develop long range ballistic missiles and try to take each other out without ever having to meet each other.

That way, you won't be tempted to get all up ons.



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gross ernie, now quit playing with your girth worm and thinking homo erotic fantasies about ez and get back to fighting.
 
I can't help but feel like there is some serious character defamation going on here.

I might need to get up with Xman to see if his lawyer can help me out with a lawsuit.


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I really think I want in on this!! just let the two of you work as a team to take me on!! I am sick of all the girlyboy chatter! lets get it on already.
I will take you both with my 22 years of martial arts experience,I will reach my arm up FT's anus and choke him from within,then I will smear that stinking arm on ez'face while he gags and then vomits from the stench i will bludgeon him with a blunt object from behind....GAME SET MATCH!!!!! talking over no more blah blah blah!!
shshhshshhsh listen how quite w o the girly men hurling insults at each other!
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Let me get this straight. After 22 years of martial arts study, your most lethal move is the world's most insane reach-around combined with an inside choke job?

There's one thing that I learned from Mr. Miyagi, and that is "Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better. Understand? "

I would have guessed that after 22 years of martial arts study, you might not want to waste your time on two scrubs like us.

Unless you are like that evil Cobra Kai Sensei John Kreese. He always wants people to sweep the leg. No fair in Mr. Miyagi's book.


SZ
 
Paul. How much do you charge for that colonic?

Talk about feeling refreshed.

Just so you know. One day when you least expect it I'm going to take you out. You'll just be hanging out, doing tai chi in a "beautiful snow shower" and I will take a three point stance, charge, and attack you with the fury of a declawed kitten.

You won't even stand a chance.

Ps. You almost have more years in karate then I have on this earth.
 
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