Fight to the death

It was going to be a cake walk before but now that your sleep deprived..... I'll let you throw the first punch, I bet you fall flat on your face asleep before it even hits my beautiful face.

And man is it a beautiful face.

Welcome back to the fight big daddy
 
I got a half a mind to just come over there and wipe the floor with you both at the same time........maybe knock yer heads together.....sorta three stooge style HA!!
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ooohhhhhhhhhh what?


"your face is pathetic"? That insult ranks right up there with a man spitting at another man. A useless, weak, flailing attempt to inflict harm, when everyone sees it for what it is...pathetic.

Go tend to your bees, crazy man.



SZ
 
I just lit a mortar firework shell that is supposed to be able to fly all the way to New Jersey and take out Familytree.


Now I just have to wait for him to text me that he has been destroyed by a rogue firework......and I will be sitting pretty.



SZ
 
I'm sorry my friend but so such incidents occured. Also I feel nothing but love toward you on this, the untied states birthday.

Hope all is well on the home front, until tomorow, then I hope to drive out to north Carolina with my week off to beat the living hell out of you and eat some of the miss' home cooking.
 
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You call cereal home cooking? I am the chef around here. You would do well to hold off on the beating the living hell out of me until I am finished with my BBQ chicken, it's to die for.


SZ
 
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You call cereal home cooking? I am the chef around here. You would do well to hold off on the beating the living hell out of me until I am finished with my BBQ chicken, it's to die for.


SZ

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I'm in on that. The chicken I mean, not the "beating the living hell" out of you. How's your greens and your mac and cheese?

-BarnHouse
 
Too bad, it's Kashi or Fiber One, and I don't ever touch the stuff.


I used to like frosted mini wheats, but then I started eating coffee for breakfast.



SZ
 
I used to go the coffee route instead of food. Then I started taking vitamins in the morning and you can't take them on an empty stomach so I eat pieces of sh$t like you for breakfast.

(I do believe my jokes are about to go full circle if bull chimes in here)
 
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I used to go the coffee route instead of food. Then I started taking vitamins in the morning and you can't take them on an empty stomach so I eat pieces of sh$t like you for breakfast.

(I do believe my jokes are about to go full circle if bull chimes in here)

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you sir, are hilarious
 
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