Fight to the death

I do miss my evil planning sessions devising ways to bring about your demise.

I never knew it would happen like this...people warned me that newborns take up a lot of time. Even with the little tyke in the NICU, where he is waited on hand and foot, I have still been busy taking care of mom, and she is sick to death about hearing how much I hate Marc Powell, and how badly I want our son to grow up and destroy him for me.

She says no son of hers will be involved in murder most foul, but when I was growing up, my dad would always involve me in his vendetta killings, saying. "what mommy don't know won't hurt her". That's kind of why I wanted to have a son.


In answer to your question Marc, yes, I still do want to kill you. Maybe more than ever now because I am so emotional and stuff.

It was very freeing to let you know exactly how I feel about you on Facebook, away from the mommy-proofing moderators here at the Buzz (still love you, Tom!).


But don't ever call me again, or the magic will vanish.


Tomorrow after work why don't you drive your stupid dodge truck off of a bridge?


SZ
 
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Lets face it to Marc, EZ is the Lex Luther to his superman.

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You phrased this sentence in the most confounding way possible.

Hopefully Familytree will not have the ability to decipher it like I did.


I have already moved into his fortress of solitude, and I totally broke like 5 of his green crystals during a housewarming party with my friends.

We were wasted, but we didn't care.



SZ
 
Exactly, he will be his own demise. He is also too self centered to love and hate anyone more then himself.

(we miss ya big guy, hope all is well. Get that baby home and baptize him, I make for an excellent god father )
 
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Exactly, he will be his own demise. He is also too self centered to love and hate anyone more then himself.


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Wrong.


I will not be my own demise. I think maybe burger king or taco bell might lay claim to my eventual decline and ultimate demise.


I love myself, yes. But I do not hate myself. I can't get over how funny and charming I can be in certain situations, and how at times in my life when I was single, many, many anonymous hot ladies were dying to go home with yours truly just to prove it to themselves that they had what it took to land a big fish, a kingfish if you will.

Yes. I am awesome. To date I have written 17 songs dedicated to myself, and mostly I sing them whilst in the shower, to prepare myself for a day filled with mad props and adoring hot anonymous women.


You are so far below me Familytree. It's a good thing I have a kick-azz really expensive radar screen that can pick up your weak signal. You are two microns above "indistinguishable".



SZ
 
about to be hangin tough at home tomorrow! Climber comes home around noon!



First trip in the car with our son!


A lot of firsts this weekend, along with a sorely needed tree climb!


The last time I climbed was exactly one week ago, with Jeff in my front yard. We got down out of the tree, he heads home, I go inside where Carmen informs me that her water just broke.

I spent the next 52 hours by her side at the hospital, without a shower and wearing a pair of swim trunks and a tee shirt. Very ripe to say the least.


I have been dreaming about setting a line and practicing my footlock, and about bringing Climber up to the platform in the White Oak.


SZ
 
Way to go little Climber!

Im so glad you guys will finaly be home.
Why do I get the feeling this little man will be the center of attention at the 10th annual Fall Climb? Poor Morice.
Get some sleep Stephan.
 
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Exactly, he will be his own demise. He is also too self centered to love and hate anyone more then himself.


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Wrong.


I will not be my own demise. I think maybe burger king or taco bell might lay claim to my eventual decline and ultimate demise.


I love myself, yes. But I do not hate myself. I can't get over how funny and charming I can be in certain situations, and how at times in my life when I was single, many, many anonymous hot ladies were dying to go home with yours truly just to prove it to themselves that they had what it took to land a big fish, a kingfish if you will.

Yes. I am awesome. To date I have written 17 songs dedicated to myself, and mostly I sing them whilst in the shower, to prepare myself for a day filled with mad props and adoring hot anonymous women.


You are so far below me Familytree. It's a good thing I have a kick-azz really expensive radar screen that can pick up your weak signal. You are two microns above "indistinguishable".



SZ

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taco bell is pretty good.
 
If you saw how good he was on the ground and how much easier he makes my life you wouldn't question it for a second.

I'd take a bullet for him. I'd also appreciate it if you bastardos would stay away from my man at tci this year. Last time we went to Kentucky I thought ya'll were going to go family style on him right in front of me.
 
I got nothign but love for both of you Marc... in a non homosexual way. It was good hanging out in Kentucky and can't wait to spend time with you two again.
 
dont try to butter us up now, youve already sealed your fate.

Game on my friend. Human crane and myself against you and your pudgy friend easy in..... FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!!!

afterward there will be icecream and cake served at the anchor bridge rope works booth. i believe Knot and Rope supply said something about karaoke
 
The only time you ever had a crowded room of people cheering you on is when you tackled the 10 pound burger and got your picture on the wall.

And by cheered I meant pointed and laughed.

And by crowded room I meant Carmen and climber.

And by picture on wall I meant hospital bill from your third bypass surgery.

I'm poking fun at your weight. I called you chubby.
 
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Karaoke??? I love to karaoke. Maybe you and Human Crane can do a nice duet of Sonny and Cher.

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Cher: They say we're young and we don't know.
We won't find out until we grow.

Sonny: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you.

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