Okay. I'm confused.
I find myself hating a new born baby. It sounds terrible but let me clarify before you all turn on me.
Before baby climber was born, ez and I would spend tons of time together, hating each other, devising plans of each others destruction and even drunk phone calls (by the way, sorry about that ez, I tend to cry a lot when I combine bourbon and whiskey)
now, since baby climber has entered this world, I hear crickets. No more death threats, no more haggling, no more ez.
I think I miss ez? No, this just can not be. What's has happened here? Have I gone mad? Am I losing my mind? Does he miss me too?
Dammit all to hell.
When you get home, eat the chocolate covered strawberrys first or the poison will spoil. I hate you.
Tell Carmen I said hi and high five the child for me.