If Pfanner made a jock strap I'd buy it until then my nuts will forever be in danger.
No need to wait. I have a pair and like them a lot, although
these are the greatest bloomers ever made by man.
The occasional karate chop works as well.
Surely you meant
"judy chop."
Things that really grind my gears include:
Not using tools that are clearly more productive/efficient, e.g. pole saw/clip, arbor cart, big shot, etc..
Groundies who tie a lot instead of a knot
Customers who think they're paying by the pound
30" gates, and the the jerks who install them
Salesmen who don't own tape measures, AKA magic bucket syndrome
Homeowner brush piles
Lack of a common load plan across a company fleet
Shortages of files, screwrenchs, spare chains, wedges, earplugs, rakes, scoop shovels, tarps, barrels, 1/2" line, etc...
Non-backpack blowers
Cabling with lag bolts
Ripping and chipping
When soil/root work is totally ignored
I volunteer to start the Philadelphia chapter of HA.