Climbers for Christ

rico

Well-Known Member
That's gotta be it, right there. I see Elvis, Jesus and Bigfoot hanging out with the aliens behind the trash dumpster down at the Stop 'N Rob... drinking Jim Beam and eating day old donuts, poppin' pills and polishing up the Probulator... but nobody believes me. They think I'm drinking unicorn piss and huffin' rainbow farts, but I prayed for rain last week, and look... it's raining out! Haven't had much luck with prayin' for a cure for cancer, so little children won't have to die a miserable death... but hey, I'm probably just not prayin' hard enough, right?

You run with that theory, Bubba. If it sounds right to you, in your head, then it must be right.
Pure poetry as usual Mr Gu. I gotta say, you roll pretty fucking hard bro.
 

Treetopflyer

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Let me tell you what irony is. The Christians aren't even replying on this thread anymore (the last couple days). The atheists, socialists, deists, anarchists, etc, are here to shout down the "lie" that they believe to be Christianity
Christians rely on the grace of God alone. Hopefully realizing God will take care of all things in God's time.
 

TreeCo

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Christians rely on the grace of God alone. Hopefully realizing God will take care of all things in God's time.
Yep.

And Christians believe and teach their kids that all non Christians are going to be punished in hell for all eternity.


Yet they don't understand why this would raise the hackles of non Christians.

Imagine.
 

Treetopflyer

Well-Known Member
Yep.

And Christians believe and teach their kids that all non Christians are going to be punished in hell for all eternity.


Yet they don't understand why this would raise the hackles of non Christians.

Imagine.
Did Jesus tell you that in a vivid dream ? .... wait someone doesn't understand another's feelings ,,,.. that's preposterous ...
 

TreeCo

Well-Known Member
Did Jesus tell you that in a vivid dream ? .... wait someone doesn't understand another's feelings ,,,.. that's preposterous ...
I was a Christian up until age 18 or so.

Still have lots of friends that are. I'm Agnostic. I'd say Atheist but nothing is for certain.

When people feel they have to flaunt their religion, they are usually idiots. There are rare exceptions.

I've only two major gripes with Christianity.

It's myth.

It teaches eternal damnation for non believers.
 
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JeffGu

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My conversations with him never involved metaphysics or theology. They were always more along the lines of "Hold my beer, and watch this!".

Jesus: "Those damn Romans crucified me!"
Elvis: "Well, at least you didn't die on the shitter."
Bigfoot: "This is why I keep a low profile."
Alien: "Will you guys quit yer jabberin' and help me hog-tie Mr. Strieber and get him strapped down to the table? We need to get this done before the speed controller on the Probulator overheats!"
Me: "Hmm... late model Jovian Probulator with the tungsten-carbide phallus. Front seal is leaking oil. I can fix that, for a price."
Alien: "How much?"
Me: "I'll do it for the privilege of choosing your next victim... er... subject."
Alien: "Deal!"
Me: "His name is Jason Douglas. Lives in Ohio. I made some crop circles that point to his house."

I'll try bringing up that whole Holy Trinity thing and that Easter Miracle stuff, when the drugs wear off and I can remember where I left his phone number.

jesus-mary-meet.jpg
 

JD3000

Most well-known member
In your stupor, you mailed me toast and used Round Up to write obscence phrases in the front lawn of your neighborhood Sav-A-Lot instead of making crop circles.

Lay off the Ny-Quil and banana peels man.
 

Treetopflyer

Well-Known Member
Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
Matthew 7:12‭, ‬16‭-‬17 KJV
 

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