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[TreeLogic]

So what's the latest on the top job ya did Marshall? Any word?

 

[Bucknut]

Awwwww man...... I should have put that "guy eating popcorn" picture here instead.

Tarzan not right in head.

 

[JontreeHI]

Ancient Chinese saying

He who fart in church sit in own pew

 

[TreeLogic]

I'm not so sure we're talking to the "real deal" Badeaux here.

• What neighborhood is directly across from your lot, Tarzan?
• What's the name of the restaurant located next to you?

If you can answer those correctly then I'll know it's you for sure.

 

[classictruckman]

Yeah I guess I do ride a crane ball like a cowboy

never seen a cowboy put his saddle on the bottom of the horse

 

[wyoclimber]

I've never actually seen a cowboy ride a crane ball. And I should know, I live in The Cowboy State.

 

[TreeLogic]

I've never actually seen a cowboy ride a crane ball. And I should know, I live in The Cowboy State.

I figured Badeaux was well known in Wyoming. As well as the other 49 states.

 

[JeffGu]

It is not unusual for backwoods, hillbilly pigfarmers to spend money in a Western Store and develop the ability to lasso a goat (for whatever questionable, deviant purposes they have in mind for the goat) and label themselves "cowboys"... however, we have a considerable number of other, more appropriate terminolgy for them. The usefulness of their aquired talents in the tree care industry is, at the very least, debatable.

The Darwin Awards website is chock full of idiots who considered themselves to be brave, courageous adventurers; perhaps "careless moron" doesn't look as impressive on their resume.

 

[islandarb]

Did I just read those Tarzan comments...hmmm that dude is a real nut job...humility is as foreign to him as a martian police....dressed in a thong....

 

[SRTsteve860]

20+ pages here we come

 

[SRTsteve860]

Tarzan, if you are looking to expand your impressive inventory i heard there are some beautiful pieces of equipment for sale over at Tri-State forestry

 

[classictruckman]

I hear schmidy's has quite a reputation too!!

 

[Gorman]

What is kid cars called now? Call them too.

 

[Stihlmadd]

dukes it's a ruse...

 

[islandarb]

Whoa...horse shit is rampant....

 

[treehumper]

Now we're just taunting or really stretching for 20 pages....

 

[TreeLogic]

defecation of feces.

Redundant

 

[islandarb]

Hmm....I really feel like being just like some clown calling himself tarzan in the first person ta boot...man I have heard it all...back to regular programming please...peanut gallery getting besides itself

 

[islandarb]

Just like the Mr Greene thread a total crock of nothingness....hard to help folks that are so into themselves

 

[kstreehuggerco]

And now for something completely different.