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[JeffGu]

There will be no Beech sodomy on My Watch!!

Not even if I paid them extra?

 

[kstreehuggerco]

Not even if I paid them extra?

Nope. But I do know a pussy willow that is totally consensual!!!!

 

[JeffGu]

...I do know a pussy willow that is totally consensual...

Hmm... flexible, bends to my will, and willing to spread her limbs and let me climb inside her canopy. My kind of tree.

Ok, I think this is turning into a derail...

 

[TreeLogic]

Man, I don't know, I'm so torn here. I've said plenty of stupid things in life that I wish I could have deleted. Emotions are a bitch sometimes, and it's hard not to defend yourself when under fire. I know I'm sounding bipolar here but would you guys please remind me to check myself if my comments sway to the other side again? Thanks.

 

[guymayor]

TL if you're under fire just remember it's not live action, and consider the sources.
I like the Edit feature here; when folks slip into hyena mode they can backtrack.

Jeff, that's my favorite kind of derail, as on this magnolia: Her rounded form was waving in the wind, dazzling me into submission. Her deep green, lustrous sheen pulled me helplessly toward her. I was lost in a tremulous trance. I had to experience oneness with this being, so I ardently ascended. Her long, spreading limbs enveloped me in their embrace as I thrust my way into her canopy. Through the layers of leathery emerald verdure, I glimpsed the Carolina blue sky. As I slithered farther out on her limbs, the delicious fragrance of the nectar glistening on her pure white flowers wafted up my nostrils and intoxicated my mind. I was hers—totally, completely, and not at all discreetly.

 

[kstreehuggerco]

I could totally derail it with my "son of a beech/ son of a birch" joke.

 

[kstreehuggerco]

Or turn this into a sessy tree thread.

 

[JeffGu]

I've said plenty of stupid things in life that I wish I could have deleted.

You, and every human being on the planet, my friend.

Or turn this into...

Damn, dude... a blatant PhotoShop project... but, damn... that's a tree that would give the Pope a stiffy!

 

[Stihlmadd]

Holy wood Batman....

 

[Leroy]

I could totally derail it with my "son of a beech/ son of a birch" joke.

There's a short thread somewhere called tree jokes. that one's in there as well as some other good'ens

 

[TreeLogic]

but, damn... that's a tree that would give the Pope a stiffy!

I don't know, there's some cankery lookin' stuff going on in that crotch area.

 

[kstreehuggerco]

There's a short thread somewhere called tree jokes. that one's in there as well as some other good'ens

Just had to rain on my parade didnt ya Levi.

 

[Crash]

I can't believe the squirrel in my avatar is still holding onto his saw. Undivided attention I guess.

 

[JeffGu]

I don't know, there's some cankery lookin' stuff going on in that crotch area.

Well... you wouldn't have to worry about Sabertooth Crotch Critters... just termites. No chance of catching an STD, but might need a shot for Dutch Elm Disease.

 

[TC1]

I think it's Latin, a rough translation is egotistical tree cowboy who loosely refers to himself as an arborist

I'd remove the "tree cowboy" part, maybe replace it with "outlaw", or "rodeo clown". Cowboy's are skilled practitioner's. But I do agree, there is a lot of unecessary risk taking posted online, and a lot of newby outlaw's demonstrate their stuff regularly.

 

[KevinS]

I'd remove the "tree cowboy" part, maybe replace it with "outlaw", or "rodeo clown". Cowboy's are skilled practitioner's. But I do agree, there is a lot of unecessary risk taking posted online, and a lot of newby outlaw's demonstrate their stuff regularly.

Outlaw I get but buddy you better just leave the clown out of it.
They ride broncs, bulls that weigh a ton rope and wrestle steers. While they all crack jokes about each other you can bet the first one to crack a joke about the clown will be the one eating the most dirt at that particular rodeo.
The one guy that runs in to pull your ass out is off limits.

 

[jmaher]

Outlaw I get but buddy you better just leave the clown out of it.
They ride broncs, bulls that weigh a ton rope and wrestle steers. While they all crack jokes about each other you can bet the first one to crack a joke about the clown will be the one eating the most dirt at that particular rodeo.
The one guy that runs in to pull your ass out is off limits.

Yea... I'll second all of that.
Them dudes don't fug around.

 

[james mauldin]

Marshall has his whole page on Facebook today in Tree life. Haha