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    Do you have a price?

    So an arborist from NJ goes to see his doctor and is waiting in the room. The doctor walks in and says "well, first off, you are going to have to stop masterbating." The arborist from NJ says "Why is that?" The doctor replies"Because I am here to give you an EYE EXAM!"
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    Halloween Costume ideas?

    Evidently shears and bats frighten strippers. Who knew?
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    Halloween Costume ideas?

    Hey BB, I picture you as more of an ethiopian can opener kind of guy
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    Halloween Costume ideas?

    Yeah! Think how happy everyone would be if BB had fallen. Too bad it didn't work out
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    Halloween Costume ideas?

    To hell with the a toy chainsaw! I used a real one a few years back when I went as Ash from the Evil Dead/ army of darkness. I just took off the chain. I was sure to gas it up before hand. It was a great way to get people to move in the packed bars. I got the bartenders attention quickly too.
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    Halloween Costume ideas?

    I'm going as hollenriechs av
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    Quiet in here

    [ QUOTE ] Well IF the so-called "talentless girl" went to the TCC she would learn and spread the word about female tree climbers/workers. It ALL about being out there, isn't it? Get Noel to sponser you! NEVER hurts to ask! [/ QUOTE ] Obviously you have NEVER asked your wife if you can sleep...
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    Quiet in here

    [ QUOTE ] Who wears a bikini in april, anyway? EZ loves me for my wit, not my body. [/ QUOTE ] Who can disagree? I love you for your body AND your head, my darling
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    Quiet in here

    [ QUOTE ] Gaffer sorry man but my wife, much like yours appearantly, is a prude with nude pics too. why do you think I am asking for nude pics of her? the reciprocy here is me paying for he to go to NC.....wait that does nothing for you besides getting her out of the house. [/ QUOTE ] Not...
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    Quiet in here

    By the way, have you returned those kids from your avatar yet? I'm sure the biological father has been worried sick.
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    Quiet in here

    [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] So, BB, are you standing in line to sponsor me yet? [/ QUOTE ] So, JDS, are you sending me naked pictures of yourself yet? Unlike my team leader, I will pay for it! [/quote Hey you toolshed, what about a little reciprocity? Assuming you are in close proximity to someone...
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    Fight to the death

    Re: I will punch you in the uterius. Hey boston, how's that new truck working out? Get many leads form the sticker?
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Punch you right in the goiter You know, you are right. Here's one from my local chapter. Maybe on his way to NJ
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE.... Hey EZ, do you suppose FTs avatar signifies that his family tree is in fact a stump? I thought that sort of thing was more common in the south and not in cosmopoitan NJ. Guess you really do learn something every day
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE.... Please consult your doctor if you experience this thread for more that 4 hours
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE.... Apparently this thread needs its very own warning label. Here goes: Do not view this thread if you are pregnant, breast feeding, or may become pregnant or randomly considering breast feeding, consume more that three alcoholic or non alcoholic...
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE.... But the obama plan is the only way ft will not be in finacial ruin after all the nasty things ez is going to do to him. After all, if you haven't got your health, your probably a democrat
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    Fight to the death

    Re: Tag you are it - NO you are, NO YOU ARE.... "We'll settle this the old navy way, first guy to die, loses"
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    Fight to the death

    Boston, this root represents what you do to the tree of comedy
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    Fight to the death

    Tree: skin Boston: no pics for you until you change that avatar with the big and maybe not even then. Oh didn't I see you meet that guy on 'to catch a predator' Ez: you will always be the conductor on this crazy train. Listen not to your detractors Jds: I am ready for that bj

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