Fight to the death

Here is the HOT BIKINI PIC you have all been waiting for. (So Boston, enjoy. Try not to develop carpel tunnel or tennis elbow from too much self gratification)
 

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this dumb northerner just had his point proven by a southern belle! who's the smarty pants?

anyone can post a picture with no face in it and claim to be them.

BTW
you look good in black leather! im really digging the double Gunt!
 
It's painful to read this thread anymore.

Stephan Zimmerman is an outstanding human being and is a good friend. He is very knowledgeable and helpful to a young climber like myself.

He is also easy(phloem) on the eyes as well.
 
Familytree, there is one thing I agree with you on: This thread is sucking out loud.

What happened to the good old days when I would wax philosophical on the gamut of heady emotions I would feel as I slowly and silently roll my prius over your stupid face, or imagine how much tree gear would be available to the rest of the general public of I stuck you in the spare tire compartment of said prius and drove out to the pisgah national forest and buried you alive while you tried to bribe me with money and promises of a worthwhile fight to the death, and I listen dispassionately with a detached smile as the dirt rains down on your pitiful existence?

Those days are gone unfortunately. Now we have a pervert from Boston and a randy couple from Missouri elbowing in on our perfect thing.


However, some things haven't changed. I still get a rush of heartburn when someone mentions your name, and I still plan on making a fight to the death chamber in my front yard so that I can extinguish your flame (which smells of sulfur and muenster cheese) in November.


Sitting in front of a clients house, slowly shaking my head back and forth in a disapproving manner. Tsk tsk tsk.



SZ
 
Hmmm, That guy just blew off Australia, LOL By Sean!!!!
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Okay. So I'm good and drunk and i've just read the past two pages....

Awful. Just awful.

It seems easy and I see eye n eye. We both blame Boston and Missouri.

You are offically on comedy probation. One more bad joke and you will have to eat the ookie cookie.

Stephan, as always, I hope you die a slow painful death and little climber grows up to hate you, climbing and sports and instead opts to play in a sub par jazz band called "Marc Powell and the rock steadies".

I also hope that he grows up as a phillies fan. The tiny cliff lee t shirt is in the mail.
 
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why is it that you only have good grammar, punctuation and spelling when you are drunk? its kind of neat actually

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because I'm drunk enough to forget that I'm mildly retarded.

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As far as comedy probation goes, I think that Missouri definitely had some good material out there, but BB is a major downer in the comedy department.

I think the whole "team" thing got way out of hand. This thread is about one simple thing:

How hard do I have to hit Familytree in the face to make him:

1. Bleed
2. Cry
3. Go get me a beer
4. Shut the hell up



Simple things.



And about Climber growing up to be a Phillies fan; judging by baseball's current popularity, there will be no organization called Major League Baseball when he grows up. Not enough revenue. NFL is king.


I got him his first Panthers warmup suit last week. He will be wearing it when Jake Delhomme throws his requisite 4 interceptions against the opposing team, this time the Atlanta Falcons. Dirty bird indeed.



And one more thing, Marc.....you're ugly and your momma dresses you funny.



SZ
 
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