WTH is this tree?

[Colin]

It kinda scares me.

 

[Treespotter]

Is that your girlie MB? It looks like she's gonna take one home.
Or is she grinning about how small the ones on the tree are

O, and the answer to your subject question is probably Penus pendula 'Giganteum'

 

[No_Bivy]

Hahahahah!

 

[Colin]

Pandanus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandanus

 

[Mrsmorningwood]

Us "lay" people call them "screw" pines

 

[SCOTTYNC]

I was waiting on you to reply Ha ha ha........ Your favorite..........

 

[Cyrus1254]

They might be hard at the base....LMAO

 

[RemovalWizzard]

wonder what kinda wood it has? I would not be caught "humping" wood out of that back yard.

 

[Mrsmorningwood]

[ QUOTE ]
Your favorite..........

[/ QUOTE ]
Not just MY favorite...there's plenty of that to go around!

It seems like a species with plenty of turgor pressure, especially in the morning(

)...probably losing that turgidity in the afternoon heat (

)...But most likely gaining, at least some of it back later in the evening (

)

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

Well endowed tree!

 

[mdvaden]

Not the kind of tree you might want to plop your [censored] down at for lunch.

 

[drouintree]

Butch tree?