Worst Things. To Find In Yards

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Master Gardeners bearing tips and ideas.

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Haha! Agreed. I spent a solid half an hour with a MG discussing a 12' tall mountain ash, which had some deadwood. Finally, I convinced her that I was capable of removing the deadwood without flush cuts or a degree in horticulture. Took all of 5 mins.

In the half an hour I spent speaking with her, she mentioned her Master Gardener status about a half a dozen times. I wonder what happens when she speaks to surgeons?
 
Fences, Sheds, or above ground pools that weren't there when the job was bid. I love how the homeowner gets all ticked of when you tell them the price just went up, well guess what, I am ticked that the sweet job I bid is now a tremendous pain in the . . . . so now no one is happy.
 
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My co-worker came across a dead body in a hedge last fall. Window jumper from a condo. It was kinda weird.

[/ QUOTE ]WOW! I think that has got to top the list!
 
yeah it was weird. At 1st we thought it was a homeless person passed out. It was hard to tell what was going on. the face and some of the upper body was
covered in a blanket. It was the arm that was sticking out of the hedge and blanket that was hard to get out of my head for a few days.
 
Ok, that has my "worst thing" beat by a mile.

This thread reminds me of the scene in "Jaws" where they're drinking and comparing scars. LMAO
 
Geezer in the neighbours window, me climbin up a Silver for reduction, shes got nothin on and the windows waist high and I can't find any nipples?
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CorkTown in the Hammer on hot summer day.
I still laugh at the length of those fun bags.
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Crazy old Polish nana just bein curios. Me well You gotta look I'm Only human.

The other one but not the worst but just so I can go to bed laughin instead of cryin is up another Maple at a group home doin storm damage. And crazy jimi in the 2nd story window is face to face with me and he's got a grin as big as whale and lookin like a box of toys.
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200t bwap bwapp bwaaaa, Jimi goes bwap bwap bwaaa and I piss myself laughin. This goes on for hour or so back and forth Bwaa bwaa Bwaa.
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Had to be there!
 
I had a cat jump out of a shrub i was pruning and run out in the road and get run over. It was still alive so I went over to help it and picked it up...The cat I preceeded to use its claws and teeth as a death grip on my bare forarm. I was swinging it around trying to get it off and was about one second from smashing it against a tree. I finally removed it and it died after. Thats the last time that I help out a cat in distress.
Plus I hate giant stair cases with a maze of decks around the the house with no where to drag brush. Just giant hills in general. Just did a job with the base of tree filled with rocks. Trees that have had cavaties filled with concrete. Lurking homeowners.
 
clients or neighbors of clients or sidewalk supers. While I am trying to get my work done I have to tell people to move and than they get mad and I have to once again explain to them to please move, most get it after the 2nd time. Not a graphic as some other post but plenty annoying none the less.
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Unmovable $200K sculpture underneath 2 removals. The client was very tense during the process. Honestly, I was very tense also.
 
Every now and then we had to work in a nudist resort.

Worst thing to find in the yard? 90 year old men and fat hairy women, both naked as the day they were born.
 
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