What would your super power/s be?

[Tom Dunlap]

we just finished watching 'Fantastic Four' and were joking around.

What super power/s would 'Arbor-ist' have? The super hero tree character type?

 

[Brocky]

The Hulk would be great for removals and lot clearing. Just pull those babies out, roots and all!

For pruning, flight, laser beams of some type and super strength.

 

[monkeylove]

Without a doubt flight, although being made of rubber would be a close second.

 

[TheTreeSpyder]

i'd kinda have a spiderMan preferrence

 

[Jem4417]

Power to get the ground man to tie my saw on the same way each time

 

[Crimsonking]

Use the force. And lightsaber

 

[Tom Dunlap]

I would like some sort of infra red vision along with layered X-ray so that I could see how healthy and vital the trees are

Toss in flight or super strength too hahaha

 

[Brocky]

@Jem4417' you don't need no stinking saw with laser beams to do your cutting. Plus you could use them to get his attention. Zap," I see you on your cell phone" Zap zap!

 

[Jem4417]

Are we allowed to one hand the laser?

 

[Steve Connally]

I'd just be really really smart and throw clever barrages of insults. Kinda like Hancock but I'm not gonna quit drinking or being a dick.

 

[JD3000]

Are we allowed to one hand the laser?

Only out of arrogance.

 

[JD3000]

Time travel. I would go back to punch a dinosaur and eat it.

Achieve a state of pure Bill Murrayness.

The ability to digest corn.

 

[JeffGu]

The ability to digest corn.

Just eat your damn Cheeto's cheesy poof things and quit your whining. You can shit those cheesy, corny lumps of undigested corn out just fine.

 

[JD3000]

Leads to excess doodee.

 

[JeffGu]

Time to get into Dung Beetle ranching. Takes less real estate than cows, but you gotta put up with a lot of shit.

 

[JD3000]

And what super hero would Jeff be?

 

[Brocky]

Come on guys, this is a serious subject. Let's be respectful and get back on track.

 

[JD3000]

Says the guy shooting at his groundies like Boba Fett at the Sarlac Pit. Zap zap zap.

 

[JeffGu]

...this is a serious subject...

 

[JD3000]

I change my answer. I'd be Boba Fett with that jet pack and laser. Zap zap zap.