The Looks Like Game

[JD3000]

This is one we play at work. It's also completely stolen from the Dan Le Batard show, Google it sometime.

Fairly simple premise, make fun of each other, athletes, politicians, etc. I accidently started it by saying Pence looks like an Imperial Admiral, his Grand Moff Tarkin to Trump's Jar Jar Binks.

Another example, I know what @Levi looks like cuz his pic is posted by his article so... "Levi looks like the unimportant bad guy character who is the first to get shot in a western movie." or "Levi looks like a cast reject from Deliverance."
If you dont actually know what someone looks like, go off of discernable traits from posts or where they're from. @Jem4417 "looks like the drunken Eagles fan who boos Santa Claus while having a chili dog stain on his beer gut."

Bonus points awarded for particularly long ones or those that are at least kinda true.

This is a FUN and Stupid game so keep the genuinely mean spirited crap away.

Guy at work said "JD looks like a perpetually smoking Belgian cop who takes liberties with your wife while on vacation."
I have no idea what the hell that means BUT it's damn funny.

Have at it.

 

[JD3000]

Steve Bannon looks like he gets to the pub WAY before happy hour.

 

[Boomslang]

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He looks like the ass spawn of John Goodman and Phillip Seymour Hoffman

 

[JD3000]

Boomslang looks like the love child of 1970s Dennis Hopper and an Ewok.

 

[JD3000]

@JeffGu looks like the Unabomber wanted poster.

 

[JD3000]

JeffGu looks like how a four year old draws an evil Santa Claus.

 

[Pelorus]

JeffGu makes me nervous...

 

[JD3000]

He's just like Bullwinkle. A misunderstood moose.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

I know when it's time to get a haircut. People tell me that I look like Doc from 'Back to the Future'. After a haircut...James Taylor

 

[JD3000]

Tom Dunlap looks like James Taylor's little brother after a 3 day meth and skee ball bender at the Jersey Shore.

 

[Tom Dunlap]

That good, huh?!?

 

[JD3000]

You set the table, I'm just a dinner guest.

Try one, its fun. Helps to paint a picture for those imaginary bonus points.

 

[JD3000]

Mitch McConnell looks like the vulture from the old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

 

[JeffGu]

Paul Ryan looks like that guy you threw off of your porch last year at gunpoint, that was selling rubber chickens to raise money for the church, passing out Jesus cartoon pamphlets to little kids, and giving bibles to homeless prostitutes... all while sipping from a bottle of cheap hooch and chain smoking Pall Mall non-filters.

Wait... that might have been @JD3000. I think he came back later and stole my lawn tractor.

 

[evo]

Apparently I looks like woody harrelson from natural born killers. Not sure if that's a good thing..

 

[JD3000]

Evo looks like he rolls his eyes and scoffs when someone mentions a band that has sold more than 42 records.

 

[JD3000]

JeffGu has a good example of painting picture with offensive and innapropriate humor. THAT'S the game. Figured youd be good at this.

Paul Ryan looks like he says he likes Rage Against the Machine except for lyrics and message and has to be publicly reprimanded by band members and asked not to be a fan.

 

[JD3000]

Nancy Pelosi looks like the PTA, HOA, and country club president known for her philanthropic work that has the local library named after her who regularly screams at the young immigrant busboy who has the audacity to bring out a fork with imaginary crud on it, glasses with fingerprints, and herbal butter for the bread instead of her usual olive oil and balsamic.

 

[JD3000]

JeffGu looks like he knows exactly when the ladies' meds have kicked in at the old folks home.

 

[Jem4417]

Looks like @JD3000 wants to be in another thread filled with me saying the right thing and him saying dumb shit