The Looks Like Game

Wife's parents live in Huron and Thanksgiving is a family reunion of sorts for them.
My family are mostly on the east side of Cleveland.
 
So once I was told I looked like Jason Stathom. Undeserved, but I did enjoy the compliment. Thankfully, I don't think my wife knows who Stathom is. She'd love his accent. I got the rest, apparently.

So...have fun with that, I suppose.
 
Crimsonking looks like he had great success and acclaim once with Snatch but has since been an abysmal failure in that arena.
 
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Lane Kiffin looks like the rich/popular/jock etc Dbag that everyone hate in HS or college that you hear gave up everything to follow Phish tours selling handmade drums and seashell jewelry that was found dead in a parking lot ODd on hippy crack.
 
Marco Rubio looks like he found the magic lamp and wished for the ability to harness the power of wild animals. However, genie wishes being what they are, he can only become a were-pheasant during a full moon.
 
Bernie looks like he was that guy that tried to break up a fight between JD and Jeffgu at the toy store but just ended up getting smashed in the face with all the kiddie-bait.
 
Both habits are now well within healthy limits, thankyouverymuch.

JD looks like my limited edition Aquaman after a long disappointing night of making shamelessly optimistic advances toward mermaids that are clearly out of his league and disgusted by his ignorance of both mating rituals and tastfully interracial relations.
 
Levi looks like the alarm sound effects from Kill Bill movies goes off when he enters the local Toys R Us.
 
Newt Gingrich looks like he paid extra for the Grand Finale Package on his Southeast Asian "vacation" to club baby river otters with a bamboo staff.
 
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