The Invention Barn

Yeah, the military could sure stand to benefit from it!

Poor guys floatin down outta the sky that far, only to break a leg, due to numbness n poor restricted blood flow.

However today's innovation involved boots, ergonomic carbon fiber MotoX knee braces.

As many know, I busted myself up pretty badly by aspiring to ride with the big boys in the 70's n 80's, and while all four appendages are still functional, my days of making power moves upwards in the trees are over.

After 46 years of climbin commercially, you tend to get real persnickety about being comfortable while aloft, particularly on gaffs.

Lotsa climbers wear padding of some sort, even with the plushest steel insert spur stays available, I use the offset Bashln's myself

Wearing knee braces, whose original inner foam lining wore out long ago, to be replaced by foam hip pads worn inside MotoX pants, that all too soon flatten to uselessness.

So necessity being the mother of invention, I went to extreme measures.

Now car thieves n tow truck drivers carry around interesting toolkits.
One of which is an inflatable real slim heavy duty airbag, for pryin open doors n windows n stuff.

So I ordered up a couple, slid them under my braces at the exact spot where spur stays make contact with your inside and front upper shin bone.

Luckily my braces an open spot on the lower outside thigh, just big enough for the inflation bulb to rest in.

So I did my first test run today, no gaffs, more a comfort test prunin an ancient ole Cal Pepper, somewhere east of Eden.

By lunch I realized the airbags had migrated from their desired location.

An easy enough fix with a bit of industrial Velcro fixing the bags to the inside of my braces.

But it was certainly sweet n plush for an hour or two today.

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You'd be surprised by how many big modern trucks utilize air bags in their suspension systems, high end luxury cars n SUVs too.

It's a somewhat false sense of security, but when I'm decked out in my braces n boots n Kevlar britches, I get a slightly godlike exoskeletal sense of invincibility from the waist down. And I do indeed perform maneuvers I'd never attempt in pants n tennis, such as crawling out laterals on my knees n shins n stuff.

I'm also convinced that if I got sloppy with a chainsaw, even my 365 Specials, the chain'd bind up in my britches before even reaching the carbon fiber braces.

This summer has me sewing ventilated polyester netting onto my bull riding vest so I can enjoy the breeze without bruises, scratches n abrasions to my upper torso n arms.

You never seem to appreciate how heavenly a cool breeze can be till yur sweatin like a pig in summer!

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Today was a very good day, gadget wise.

Client's garden was gorgeous, bordered by fragile stonework, beneath an ancient old CalPep, all secondary growth, lots of leaders busted twisted, but hanging onto hollowed trunks.

Fortunately I had plenty of height, so speedlining was the order of the day. I decided since the client was anchoring my speedline, I'd take little bites, easy for one green groundie to safely handle.

But rather than take up a dozen loops n biners as usual, I took up just three, and my latest Arborist Rigging Pistol, for use as a haulback line every third Zip, and it performed flawlessly.image.webp


So then it was off to my neighbor's three queen palms, and though I hadn't oughta done it, I gaffed em to check out how comfy my new airbag spurstay cushions were.

Now I admit three palms ain't exactly a rigorous test, but I doubt any pole climbers ever been as comfy on their gaffs as I was today.

Both gadgets proved themselves today.

And since I'm probably the only tree climber who climbs wearing motoX knee braces, I won't post pics of the setup.

My six eighteen inch long compression sprangs'll be here soon, and me gaffin palms'll soon be a thing of the past!

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It turned into a multitool that only vaguely resembles the original ARP 7 Sean.

It's an excellent line placement tool, passive lowering line haulback tool, light load lowering tool, and it does indeed function well as a cut catch n chuck tool.

But my next model will weigh about one pound, only hold 15-20 feet of dyneema or kevlar line, and meant expressly for cut catch n chuck operations only.

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The Arborist Rigging Pistol got way too complicated, and morphed into a fuggin fishing pole on me.

So in an effort to simplify the original concept of making an easily attachable and detachable branch handle for awkward hard to grip branches.

I prototyped this old Fanno wooden handle into a bare bones branch handler, that only weighs half a pound. It works well enough. The next step's fabricating one out of aluminum, that can be split in half to replace the cutting blade.

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I've daydreamed for decades about articulating head pole pruner's!

And now they're here, and relatively cheap at one Benjamin.

I like this one in particular because of its slide to cut mid handle, and pull to cut rear handle.

This one's called appropriately enuff, a Power Glide.

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One of the more difficult tasks to accomplish in this biz, be it ever so mundane n tedious, is reshaping a canopy from the inside, that looks good from the outside.

The articulating head pole pruner's a great tool for making it happen.

However another little item I've daydreamed about for decades?

Three tripod mounted real time cameras, all pointed toward the tree you're reshaping from the inside.

Allowing you an outside view from whichever camera. This would allow you to shake whichever leader yur on, like Cool Hand Luke, and finish yur bizness quick.

Had I such a setup, I wouldn't have missed that one wild hair.....

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Gotta go gaff some queens and see if the airbags can take a beating?

Takes half an hour just to put my boots on!

That'll be a fifty dollar surcharge Mr. Smith.....

Good idea about the phone cameras Sean.

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What?



A go-pro will do that job, John, feeding to your phone. You can use as a back-up camera on the rig, too. Haven't made this step, but will when I buy a new phone.

some people might want to turn their seat a degree or two for comfort. Like me for example, no matter what i lean to the right on my bike, all my seats are ever so slightly right so my left thigh doesnt run on it so much.
 
Floating on a cloud in seventh heaven today lads!

Though I'll confess one or two instances of inadvertent relief valve activation did happen, but nothing a few quick pumps couldn't repressurize!

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