SOLD! - Akimbo GoFundMe Version - Excellent Condition - SOLD!

[JeffGu]

As much as I hate to part with this, I'm forced to stop climbing and will be divesting myself of a lot of equipment. I'm starting with this item because I know there are folks who want one. I have played with this on various ropes hanging from my living room (hook in ceiling) and garage (hook in a beam) and a few climbs in a tree on one of our properties.

It is in excellent condition with NO WEAR on anything. I did mark the adustment holes for the arms with "T" and "L" with a Dremel tool, to aid in adjusting it quickly without trying to remember which directions are TIGHTER and LOOSER.

Pics included. The price was chosen to keep it within reach of seriously interested people without gouging too bad. Yes, it's more than I paid for it. No, I'm not interested in selling it for less.

$450.00 shipped to lower 48 states.



PayPal friends & family only.

 

[JD3000]

I'm holding out for the Probobulator.

And the Shroud of Eternal Darkness.







Or some cheese doodles.

 

[Santiago Casanova]

I am sorry you are forced to stop climbing. Fortunately your post is probably making other climbers salivate. I hear we just hired a professor of Pavlovian research. Her name is Dr. Isabel Ringing.

 

[JD3000]

Doctors give me White Lab coat Syndrome.

 

[craneguy1]

Dude! You still had 19 minutes left!

 

[JD3000]

Yeah...but I started with a 9% imperial red ale...

 

[JeffGu]

**** SOLD!!! ****

 

[JD3000]

The Probobulator is mine!!!

 

[JeffGu]

The Jovian Anal Probulator is not for sale, dude. Elvis and Bigfoot and the Aliens would never forgive me if I stopped drilling hillbillies with it.

 

[JD3000]

Damnit all to Hell.

 

[JD3000]

The Jovian Anal Probulator is not for sale, dude. Elvis and Bigfoot and the Aliens would never forgive me if I stopped drilling hillbillies with it.

Whatever passes the time in Huskerland.

 

[Raven]

Wow I just got here and it's already gone . This thing sold in less than an hour at an inflated price - now that's a hot item
And keep your Probules to yourself please, too many folks just waving them around in the wind like so many forlorn forgotten flags on a foreign shore - or something - AKIMBO!

 

[rope-a-dope]

This thread is still warm from how hot that akimbo sale was.

And the probe talk.

 

[macswan]

Yeah, I'm just here to talk probes. Jeff, you'll be going into probing full time now if you're not climbing I assume.

 

[JD3000]

Probobulator!

 

[Gerry G]

dang! i just saw this!

 

[Brocky]

@Gerry G the gut ache you now have will go away in a day or two! I don't, yet, have an answer as to when the crying and sobbing stops.

 

[Gerry G]

@Gerry G the gut ache you now have will go away in a day or two! I don't, yet, have an answer as to when the crying and sobbing stops.

Haha! It might last until rock Exotica actually releases the damn thing!

 

[JeffGu]

Yeah, I think it actually sold in 21 minutes or something. Just took me a bit to sort out the details and mark the post as SOLD...

 

[JD3000]

Yeah, I'm just here to talk probes