quote of the week
- Thread starter Skutter
- Start date
- Location
- Tha Dirty Bean
Why'd you cut that down? It stll had green leaves on it.
How come no one told me it was being removed? 'Cuz its not your tree.............
How come no one told me it was being removed? 'Cuz its not your tree.............
TreeCo
Carpal tunnel level member
I need a price.
RogerM
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Louisville,KY USA
"hey...while your right here...."
- Location
- Haddonfield, nj
"it not raining that bad, we can get it in"
my boss, about an hour ago, if you look at the time of this post, you'll know it was that bad
my boss, about an hour ago, if you look at the time of this post, you'll know it was that bad
- Location
- Canon City ,CO
Kentuck, $1000 isn't enough. Somewhere between $50 and $20,000 brackets things fairly well.
- Location
- Phoenix Arizona
since youve got your chainsaw out...
- Location
- Fort Lauderdale, FL
When I was still working up north, I used to work for a good old boy. We had just finished doing several dead Sumac & Silver maple removals in the Pimlico section of East Baltimore (real high crime, ever see the HBO show The Wire?). We couldn't fit all the wood in the truck. Big Daddy Joe, stacks the pieces real nice and puts a firewood for sale sign next to it.
Next day, all the wood was gone, must have been 1/2 cord. Honest story.
Next day, all the wood was gone, must have been 1/2 cord. Honest story.
rfwoodvt
New member
- Location
- This side of eternity.
"Doood? Did you ask that tree permission to cut it down?"
"Actually yes, we did. You see where the porch and it are fighting for space? The tree told me it was tired of fighting and wanted to die with dignity, so it begged me to cut it down and use some of its wood to benefit someone else as fuel and furniture..."
"Doood, that is soooo cooool......"
"Actually yes, we did. You see where the porch and it are fighting for space? The tree told me it was tired of fighting and wanted to die with dignity, so it begged me to cut it down and use some of its wood to benefit someone else as fuel and furniture..."
"Doood, that is soooo cooool......"
- Location
- sunny Madison, WI
"How much to cut down an average-sized tree"
Well it depends. There are a lot of variables....
"like that tree over there..." (points at a 12" green ash street tree)
We don't do street trees, that's the city's job.
Well it depends. There are a lot of variables....
"like that tree over there..." (points at a 12" green ash street tree)
We don't do street trees, that's the city's job.
- Location
- Canon City ,CO
Zac, Try " Oh, however much cash fits in an average size bag" as a comeback.
- Location
- 35°14\' N 80°50\' W
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Why'd you cut that down? It stll had green leaves on it.
[/ QUOTE ] yaaa and the green leaves were from the poison ivy vine.
Why'd you cut that down? It stll had green leaves on it.
[/ QUOTE ] yaaa and the green leaves were from the poison ivy vine.
- Location
- Home of the New Jersey Devils
I like:
"How can I kill my neighbors tree?"
One that made me laugh is when a woman we were working for said (as one climber was walking up the drive with helmet on) ,"What, are you guys going bike riding?"
"How can I kill my neighbors tree?"
One that made me laugh is when a woman we were working for said (as one climber was walking up the drive with helmet on) ,"What, are you guys going bike riding?"
- Location
- Decatur, Georgia
I heard one a couple weeks ago, now understand that this came from another worker.
They were transplanting some shrubs, and the foreman asked "will you back fill those for me?"-
The response he got was "do want me to front fill them also?"
They were transplanting some shrubs, and the foreman asked "will you back fill those for me?"-
The response he got was "do want me to front fill them also?"
We did a removal on a big pin oak that was growing up against the neighbor's 6 ft. picket fence and dropping trash and leaves in his in ground pool. The neighbor came out just as a I got up in the tree and yelled "I don't want it to fall on my property".. It was such a stupid statement that thought he was kidding and I laughed and said I don't want that either. He got mad and started yelling the same thing very loudly. I fired up the saw and ignored him. Later in the day his wife came out and started yelling about the leaves and twigs we'd dropped on her side of the fence. I told her that yes, of course we we're going to clean that up but I couldn't get in the back yard because the gates were locked. She told me I'd have to come and knock on the door like everyone else but she was leaving for a couple of hours and I'd have to wait. While she was gone I rappelled from a different tree , raked the yard and climbed back out. She's probably still wondering. Idiots!
Phil
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