New here. come to say Hi!

JeffGu said:
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Any dead hooker jokes appearing on these pages are entirely works of fiction, and should not be construed in any way to be an admission of guilt for any unsolved crimes involving dead hookers or farting in public for which the reader may find some uncanny resemblence to facts related to such crimes, or any DNA evidence vaguely resembling that of the author of such jokes. Any questions regarding missing hookers or lingering fart fumes in various parts of central Nebraska or Ohio should be directed to the law firm of Duey, Cheetem & Howe whose offices are located in the basement of Big Al's Pawn & Porn Emporium in downtown Columbus, Ohio. Any satellite imagery appearing on social media outlets that depicts any person or persons who vaguely resemble the aforementioned authors of tasteless, sophmoric, dead hooker and fart jokes in some blurry, out of focus way are FAKE NEWS and can safely be assumed to be a hoax, even when it clear that the person or persons appearing in such images is dragging a body.
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Duey, Cheetem & Howe, arn't they based out of Cambridge, somebody's fair city, MA.
 
@erwin; Hey, erwin! Welcome to the TreeBuzz forum! I think you are going to like it here!

I do believe you have received about the warmest welcome of any new member in my recent memory. You seem to be fairly well-known. I'm sorry I've been missing what you've had to write over the years. The way you were able to operate as a one-man show would have been really interesting to read about. I'm glad I'll get the chance to read what you write going forward. Enjoy your time here.

Tim
 
Tim, I do feel honored by the warm welcome and ur good words. Thx. I'm a very interesting guy in person. However when it comes to words, I'm pretty boring. I tend to stick strictly to technical things and that's what excites me. Also, lack of time is another reason I wasn't able to share most of my stories. I have a full-time research job in a major pharm company, raising 4 young kids, church callings, pushing 3 boys though eagle scouts, countless hobbies. Not to mention the most fun part of my life, tree trimming. I average 15 hours a week during on-season. I'll try to share more in the future.

This is by far the most active forum next to my other regularly visited site, ford-trucks.com. Both are filled with caring people.
 
Flex Abednego said:
Got myself thrown out of my favorite used book store...
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Was there alcohol and bean burritos involved? I've been thrown out of a lot of places, but none of them were book stores. Wait, does an adult bookstore count? They had a lot more dildos and inflatable farm animals than they did books. Do the books count as "used" if some of the pages are stuck together?
 
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JeffGu said:
Was there alcohol and bean burritos involved? I've been thrown out of a lot of places, buy none of them were book stores. Wait, does an adult bookstore count? They had a lot more dildos and inflatable farm animals than they did books. Do the books count as "used" if some of the pages are stuck together?
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I may be off the mark but something tells me you listen to Frank Zappa. Not an insult, just an observation.
 
Arboristsite is always lacking, and most "help" is from wannabes and trolls...not a friendly environment...the buzz is good people, (at least mostly!) With honest answers and a want to help people if it can be helped...and please just let the rope saddle thread die erwin.
 
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