Winchman
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Southwest Georgia
When I was in my early twenties, my brother-in-law was an Army paratrooper who loved to do show-and-tell. One time he brought home some climbing gear and spikes. He picked out a handy power pole to show off his skills. He soon had me geared up and on my way up the pole. The pole was covered with splinters from years of spiking, had barbed wire and brambles on one side at the base, and a sign part way up...the perfect setup for a novice.
There was no alcohol involved.
BIL was a great coach, and I was soon up to the cross-arm braces, having moved to the far side of the pole and around the sign in the process. I had to use a safety line above the sign while disconnecting the flipline to move it above the sign. No problems at all. Then he asked if I was ready to come down.
The next thing I remember is being on the ground with the climbing gear off. My wife and BIL are laughing hysterically, and promising to never tell anyone what had just happened. I was perfectly fine, not a scratch on me. Then they noticed the smear of creosote on my front tooth...more hysterical laughter.
I have no memory at all of coming down that pole. The incident became a legend for family gatherings. Mention spiking, and laughter erupts. But as far as I know, they never told anyone what happened, except for me having creosote on my tooth and a lapse of memory.
Sadly, both my first wife and BIL died young. I'll never know the full story, but you know as much as I do.
There was no alcohol involved.
BIL was a great coach, and I was soon up to the cross-arm braces, having moved to the far side of the pole and around the sign in the process. I had to use a safety line above the sign while disconnecting the flipline to move it above the sign. No problems at all. Then he asked if I was ready to come down.
The next thing I remember is being on the ground with the climbing gear off. My wife and BIL are laughing hysterically, and promising to never tell anyone what had just happened. I was perfectly fine, not a scratch on me. Then they noticed the smear of creosote on my front tooth...more hysterical laughter.
I have no memory at all of coming down that pole. The incident became a legend for family gatherings. Mention spiking, and laughter erupts. But as far as I know, they never told anyone what happened, except for me having creosote on my tooth and a lapse of memory.
Sadly, both my first wife and BIL died young. I'll never know the full story, but you know as much as I do.