in case we get nuked

[Naturarbo]

https://flic.kr/p/2gMBbRY

 

[kiteflyingeek]

?????

 

[cerviarborist]

That looks infected. I'd get it seen.

 

[JeffGu]

So... umm... what's it say on the other side?

"Dear giant cockroaches who have inherited the earth... please bury my mortal remains and my vast goat porn collection under the old oak tree. Thank you."

 

[Mowerr]

Nobody thinks a nuke wouldn't incinerated those tags?

 

[Chaplain242]

For contemporary purposes may survive in the gullet of an alligator to at least give reason why didn’t come back from tea break...

 

[Jonny]

So... umm... what's it say on the other side?

"Dear giant cockroaches who have inherited the earth... please bury my mortal remains and my vast goat porn collection under the old oak tree. Thank you."

 

[Tom Dunlap]

For contemporary purposes may survive in the gullet of an alligator to at least give reason why didn’t come back from tea break...

Are you reading that news from Australia

 

[Chaplain242]

Are you reading that news from Australia

Yes - between mine shafts, sharks, serial killers, and crocodiles I believe the population growth is static in Australia...

 

[Naturarbo]

That looks infected. I'd get it seen.

yes some green animals crawled out 2 days later... luckily I got them before escape and fried them with onions. honestly thats to us a minimal scratch lol

 

[Naturarbo]

So... umm... what's it say on the other side?

"Dear giant cockroaches who have inherited the earth... please bury my mortal remains and my vast goat porn collection under the old oak tree. Thank you."

what is goat porn???dont laugh remember Im portuguese

 

[climbstihl]

what is goat porn???dont laugh remember Im portuguese

Exactly what it sounds like. There are some weird people on here...

 

[Mowerr]

Exactly what it sounds like. There are some weird people on here...

Some places that's just part of the culture man

 

[JD3000]

@rico has a goat named Peanut or some such ridiculous thing.

For years he was trying to milk one of his sheep but the milk was just dreadful.

 

[rico]

Dreadful might be an exaggeration? His milk was extremely salty and pungent, but we all got used to it after awhile.

 

[JeffGu]

...but we all got used to it after awhile...

Umm... how long after this goat-milking incident did you start climbing trees dressed in women's clothing? Asking for a friend's goat.

 

[Stihlmadd]

Yes - between mine shafts, sharks, serial killers, and crocodiles I believe the population growth is static in Australia...

Hey Buddy !!

lets not forget out of the worlds top 25 venomous snakes Australia has 21.

not to mention the spiders centipedes scorpions stonefish poisonous jelly fish and octopus....

strange we don't get more tourism really I am not sure why.

 

[Chaplain242]

Hey Buddy !!

lets not forget out of the worlds top 25 venomous snakes Australia has 21.

not to mention the spiders centipedes scorpions stonefish poisonous jelly fish and octopus....

strange we don't get more tourism really I am not sure why.

Yes blue ringed octopii haven’t lived up to their reputation seeing they are often used as play toys by backpackers...

Had a friend there that squatted behind a tree and got nailed on the pecker by a large centipede... a painful story to hear much less experience...

Forgot about the Iriqanji jellies - the natural definition of assisted suicide...

Stonefish and snakes so common they are practically ignored... don’t forget the stingrays - never heard a grown man scream as much as one I saw got nailed by one in his leg...

I think you get admitted to the emergency department after customs on arrival...

 

[JeffGu]

Not to mention the drop bears...

 

[rico]

Umm... how long after this goat-milking incident did you start climbing trees dressed in women's clothing? Asking for a friend's goat.

My affinity for wearing woman's clothing began long before any hypothetical sheep semen consumption.
The picture of the bear got me to thinking though. Many of my problems started soon after ingesting a few large handfuls of bear droppings. Connection or coincidence? Makes me wonder?