Again, I'm glad you set me straight on climate change. For the life I've led prior to your statements, I actually believed the Grand Canyon was old when in fact it's only as young as Noah's ark coming to rest on Mount Ararat, after the great flood God made to punish Jews for killing Jesus.
Also I believed 2,3,7-8 TCDD caused structural abberations in mammalian DNA when in fact, as you eloquently point-out, it's mankind's leftist-influenced acceptance of gay marriage that's causing the cancers in children and the combat deaths of America's G.I.'s in Iraq.
The left-wing media also convinced me that the moon landings were real when you've forced me to realize it was a Democratic party hoax, designed to waste billions of tax monies on homosexual escort services for the left-leaning Washington press corps.
God bless Sun Yung Moon, the felon-cum-Republican press mogal cult leader who insists that God talks to G.W. Bush and Tom Foley was framed because he never really hurt those young male page boys and Duke Cunningham really needed those millions to fight against negroes who only know how to fry chicken, not vote.
Keep enlightening me, I'm always open to new ways to teach our children how the earth was really made and Eve was from a pile of mud, after God threw one of Adam's ribs on it.
Gotta go to WalMart, need some quality lawn chemicals, see ya later.