Fight to the death

I am recruiting anyone who wants a friend that is caring, compasionate, understanding. A friend that is more then happy to lend you 5 dollars.

I also do amazing back rubs.

Easy hates children. I once saw him spit in his hand and slap a 6 year old across the face because "the kid was eye ballin him".

Ez is also allergic to freedom and the American flag. This isn't a proven fact yet, but I have top people working on finding the truth.

Canadians are always welcome in my home!!!!

As are my other intercontinental companions.

Also, ez has rick asley playin in his prius right now. Do you really trust a man who listens to rick asley? (never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you)
 
This whole thing is getting a little out of hand.



I am half tempted to trigger the remote tar and feathering robot that I have hidden behind the drywall in Familytree's bedroom (that's right, Marc, I'm awesome at patching drywall).



In fact, the more I think about it, the sooner I destroy the one they call "Familytree", the sooner I can return to the important work at hand in my life....getting the nursery all set up for the impending birth of my firstborn.


I have set explosives underneath all of the manhole covers along Familytree's route to work, and I thought that an "accident" might look best. So many people have heard that story about the manhole cover blowing up and a driver getting decapitated, that I would surely escape without suspicion (that's if you treebuzzers don't turn me in).


But, the thought of putting Familytree in a half-nelson while making him eat dirt and totally humiliating him in front of so many people, including many young hot chicks, who will giggle at how much of a wimp he is, and vow never to sleep with him, is too much to give up.


It's settled.



I shall defeat Familytree using good old fashioned fisticuffs and exploding manhole covers.



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I also do amazing back rubs.

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Hearsay.


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Easy hates children. I once saw him spit in his hand and slap a 6 year old across the face because "the kid was eye ballin him".

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That's a lie.


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Ez is also allergic to freedom and the American flag. This isn't a proven fact yet, but I have top people working on finding the truth.

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Total rhetoric.

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Also, ez has rick asley playin in his prius right now. Do you really trust a man who listens to rick asley?

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It's Rick Astley, moron.
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I'm wit EZ phloem, dat boy from my hoem.

Wherever he wander, wherever he roem,

he be happy an helty makin fambly et loem.

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IMO IF you don't have SNOW you shouldn't be allowed to have a hockey team!!!!
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Can't tell that to us Carolina boys; are there any canadian teams even left in the playoffs?
 
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IMO IF you don't have SNOW you shouldn't be allowed to have a hockey team!!!!
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Can't tell that to us Carolina boys; are there any canadian teams even left in the playoffs?

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That's true, Guy, the Canadians crapped the bed this year in regards to playoff hockey.

And also, we did have snow this year. It stayed on the ground for almost a day! Guess we southern boys will have to show them how it's done!


Thanks for the rhyming poem. Eases my job as the phloem.



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So today as I was driving all over kingdom come, I got to thinking about the underlying motives I harbor for wanting to destroy Familytree.....


1. He spells his name with a "c". Terrible.

2. He lives in New Jersey. Also terrible.

3. He thinks he is some kind of funny guy. I don't think so.

4. My dog saw a picture of him and growled.

5. Jeff told me that he wears patchuli, gross.

6. One time, he said Q-tip was no longer relevant.

7. He won't stop texting me. Totally gay for me.

8. I'm taken, so he is barking up the wrong tree.

9. For Halloween, he dresses up as a boring ghost.

10. He probably gives horrible advice.




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F 'em all EZ!

Jersey sucks, just like NY, lower half of CT, and all of Canada.


stand up for what you believe in EZ. even if it is wiping FT off the map with just a backhand. that's all it would take to make a circus midget sideshow freak topple anyways!
 
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F 'em all EZ!

Jersey sucks, just like NY, lower half of CT, and all of Canada.


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BB, I thought we were both on EZ's side! Hmmm I Might have to sit and watch for a while. while I am NOT Chuck Norris, I could bring 20 years of martial arts training to the alley.

I can ususally just beat 'em up with my "all knowing glare"!
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F 'em all EZ!

Jersey sucks, just like NY, lower half of CT, and all of Canada.


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BB, I thought we were both on EZ's side! Hmmm I Might have to sit and watch for a while. while I am NOT Chuck Norris, I could bring 20 years of martial arts training to the alley.

I can ususally just beat 'em up with my "all knowing glare"!
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Ill fight along side of ya, I am sure there are some good apples in that country up there. But as a whole..........
 
The Patchouli thing almost forced me to side with SZ, that dirty hippy stinch is nauseating. Good thing he doesn't know what it is, so I can remain Switzerland. That is until the rest of Springfield picks a side. Or until Chuck Norris picks a side. I am totally going with him, after all, he is a certified Dodgeball judge.
 
Can't tell that to us Carolina boys; are there any canadian teams even left in the playoffs? {quote}

Even us Canucks know that HOCKEY is a winter sport! When the season gets dragged out to 10 months, even the people in the high Arctic wonder IF spring, summer and fall will ever come, or EVEN exist!

I see BB is advertising for a two stroke mechanic, I guess he is in training for a two punch finish to this little swaray! AND he is gonna let his BOSS pay for it!

I am presently sticking with team EZ, BUT I could be persuaded to jump ship for a Unicender!!!
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