Fight to the death

[easyphloem]

Well I do want it to be a semi-fair fight....

So I was talking to my brother yesterday about your "problem", and he said he went through that about 4 years ago.


His doctor advised him to sit in a bath with 2 inches of warm water, once a day, for a week. Should clear itself right up.


If you don't get it under control, I am likely going to use that to my advantage, you see, nothing quite hurts like a hemorrhoid getting torn from your buttocks during a fight.


My brother also said that even though the doctor wouldn't say it, he got that hemorrhoid because he was lazy about wiping enough. I suspect that might be the case with your condition.


Hope you heal up quickly!


SZ

 

[tomthetreeman]

Are hemmorhoids a symptom of hepatitis? Or does he have both?

-Tom

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

Wow! How did I miss all the action over here?

Does Tom need to let Butch back in here to open a can on you guys?

 

[familytree]

You are my hemroid easy

 

[BostonBull]

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that's a good rule zac, odds are I have hepititus and I'm not above turning this fight into chemical warfare.

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no worries! EZ has diseases that will kill anything that you have!!

 

[easyphloem]

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that's a good rule zac, odds are I have hepititus and I'm not above turning this fight into chemical warfare.

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no worries! EZ has diseases that will kill anything that you have!!

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Yeah, so I got that going on for me.



SZ

 

[easyphloem]

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Does Tom need to let Butch back in here to open a can on you guys?

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I always had a great time whenever MB tried to "open" a can on someone with his one liners capped with a graemlin.

He was too easy to make fun of. But at least he has thick skin.



SZ

 

[Zac]

that's what she said

 

[treedimensional]

I am gonna have to back EZ, LOL If I back familytree, and I decide to head South in the winter, I have seen snow and Jersey. I like it warm, so EZ you got my support!!!

Ummm What part of the country is this back alley in????

 

[easyphloem]

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that's what she said

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Oh Snap!




SZ

 

[easyphloem]

I appreciate your support Brent.


You picked a winner.



SZ

 

[PUClimber]

Sorry Marc but once you've played jenga with rocks on a guys face with someone.. you have a special bond. That was probably one of the greatest times that night so EZ is my man.

 

[Jamin_Mayer]

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that's what she said

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LOL.

The Office is a hilarious show, isn't it?

 

[familytree]

whatever dude, I show you nothing but love and this is how it all goes down. So it is. Duel death match with you and human crane added to the mix. Fortunetely for you, human crane is a pacifist but he will still kill, just with kindness.

Also, I heard that ez kills puppies by strangleing them with his bare hands. Just thought you should know what his side stands for.

He's also against gay mariage, which seems counter productive for you and your boyfriends goals to get married. I on the other hand support your decision fully and even bought you a toaster oven as a wedding gift....

Just something to think about

 

[BostonBull]

Family

I had more faith in you! you have turned to lieing to make our camp look bad!?

EZ may very well kill puppies, but as we all know; he is a loony, Liberal! which means that not only does he want to steal your money and give it to welfare recipients, but he also supports gay marraiage.

this throwing mud is making you look weak, like we all know you are. the tattoos, piercings, and gear are all smoke and mirrors.

 

[easyphloem]

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the tattoos, piercings, and gear are all smoke and mirrors.

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Testify!



SZ

 

[familytree]

Sorry jim, just taking a text book play out of the republican partys play book.

and who said that I was lying? Prove to me what I said isn't truth.

 

[treedimensional]

Hmmm FT it appears your gonna have a spat from North of you AND from the South!!! You might want to treat the Human Crane real nice for the next while. You may need his assistance!

 

[familytree]

Boston folks are too busy cheering for the sox right now (and for good reason, they are having a great season AND they got rid of manny before he got busted for steroids) and the south, well, Robert E lee is dead so I don't have too much more to worry about.

Also, my love for bourbon and whiskey has formed an unspoken bond between myself and the southern man. Also, I punched neil diamond in the ween and Lynard skynard said that I can be an honorary southern man.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Noel and his crew are on my side as well (they just don't know it yet)

 

[treedimensional]

LOL, This is getting to be like the NHL draft!!!! And NO ONE wants the Canucks!!! Hmmm there are 2 things Canadians are good at(despite being the nicest people on earth) fighting and makin' love, but what else do ya do when you have snow 1/2 the time? Its a great way to stay warm!

I take the NHL draft thing back, IMO IF you don't have SNOW you shouldn't be allowed to have a hockey team!!!!