Fight to the death

Somebody better train the man, he's gonna need it. Even if I went rocky vs clubber lane on him ez will drop after throwing 2-3 punches, or probably ask for a time out and a capri sun, followed by of course his nap.
 
Ive been thinking allot about this.
Even though I called Stephan pudgy, my allegiance to him is strong. Ez, if you need me to fly in for this brawl, don't hesitate to ask. Not only do I consider you too be a friend, if Familytree kills you, the Treebuzz automatically becomes 62 percent less funny and nobody wants that.

Break the wrist. Walk away
 
You don't know how much that means to me, Jesse.


I will break the wrist and walk away.


I was going to break his wrist and linger, but you're right, walking away makes more sense.



SZ
 
Jessie, go ahead and book your tickets now cause he's going to need the help.

I've never broken a bone in my body. I doubt that a late 30's salesman is gonna be the guy to do it. Your all washed up abe frohman, now follow suit and smash up the family car.

And of course there will be Capri sun, what do ya think I am an animal?
 
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Jessie, go ahead and book your tickets now cause he's going to need the help.

I've never broken a bone in my body. I doubt that a late 30's salesman is gonna be the guy to do it. Your all washed up abe frohman, now follow suit and smash up the family car.

And of course there will be Capri sun, what do ya think I am an animal?

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EZ may not break your bones, but he'll break your spirit. With age comes wisdom son!
 
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By "tossing" the cage, I meant putting it in a spare closet until the youngin is old enough for me to start obedience training.


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Or clown training:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xJqZxwW-9w

-Tom

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Steve Mahanahan has some well behaved clowns, but he uses that clown poison to motivate them. I think I would rather go with a non-toxic approach to discipline.


SZ
 
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I've never broken a bone in my body. I doubt that a late 30's salesman is gonna be the guy to do it.

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I'm in my early 30's, and check your wrist, I just broke it.




SZ
 
I'd like to live off this moving picture for at least two weeks if thats ok with you guys?

Easyphloem in training.......apparently trying to burn fat off his torso.....

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Jessie, go ahead and book your tickets now cause he's going to need the help.


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Word on the street is that The Phloem is being trained by this guy - LOL!

Easyphloem's Fight Instructor

Whose training you Family?
 
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Word on the street is that The Phloem is being trained by this guy - LOL!

Easyphloem's Fight Instructor


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You will notice one the first moves this guy teaches is the kick to the shin/nose-breaker combo.

A classic, but not easily reproduced. I had to train for almost 2 hours before mastering that technique. Good thing I am in such great shape.

Actually, in all of the photos taken of me in the last 12 months, I have been wearing a "fat suit". It has all been a clever ruse to lull Familytree into a false sense of security. I am actually the fittest I have ever been in my life, and ready to unleash unholy hell upon Familytree's physical person.

For breakfast this morning I ate 1/2 pound of roofing nails.



SZ
 
As part of my arb related documentary I happened to visit Haddonfield, NJ, where I was surprised to see Familytree in training for the big fight.

Familytree is the guy in the left of the picture, watch his superior hand co-ordination when asked to change direction, also his sidekicks are masterful, your in trouble Easy P.

Also appearing in the vid are Tom Dunlap at the back and Riggs to the right of the instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACCw4jszZyM



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I'm sorry grover but you must be mistaken. That was an old kung fu tape. Everyone knows that I practice the fine art of "the angry kitten". A martial arts form that isn't very popular in this area, or any area for that matter.

Ez, while you tried to fool me with your fat suit I intact fooled everyone with my short suit. I am, in fact 5' even, not 4' like I had states previously. I also have the verticle leap of 8 inches and can throw a mean back handed slap in which I perfected during my early days as your brothers pimp.
 
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I also have the verticle leap of 8 inches and can throw a mean back handed slap in which I perfected during my early days as your brothers pimp.

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YOU KEEP MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS, MARC!


I'M WARNING YOU!




SZ
 
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