Fight to the death

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Winterbush, you are banned from the Fall Climb.

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NO I AM NOT!

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Did you make it to the Fall Climb last year?

(p.s. I know the answer)



SZ
 
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If this can be anyway delayed... I vote you guys wait until the competition in April to have it out. The I can witness first hand.

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First we are getting too soft for your tastes, now you want us to postpone an already too long drawn out fight to next year?



The answer is no. Marc Powell will have a bloody nose in my driveway come the third weekend in November. Then we shall cook bratwursts or keilbasa, or both at the same time, then drink some beer. He'll probably still be crying long after the fight, I guess that's his style or something.


If you are not here for the Fall Climb you will miss out on two things:

1. A kickass commemorative shirt, probably longsleeve and awesome, similar to last year. Definitely a wicking material cause that's how I roll.

2. Me royally destroying a young man's hopes and dreams as I verbally dismantle all of the self confidence that Marc Powell has ever had in himself. As Jesse said, I will sell him to death, and make him bite himself in the arm very hard, probably leaving a mark, just cause I convinced him it would be a good idea.





I don't think I will allow video of this humiliation.


SZ
 
Winterbush put a picture in my head.

When the fight starts, I think there should be music, and Family and Easy should do a dance number with Silkys, being ever so careful not to touch each other. By the time the music stops, everyone will be tired and confused about what they just witnessed. The scent of bar-b-que and the sound of beers being opened will bring them back to reality and save them from the horror that they were unfortunate to see.

Just my thoughts. Carry on.
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-BarnHouse
 
Down here we call it BBQ, and we don't take the time to spell it out.


Thanks anyway Barnhouse.


My silky of choice is the Natanako. I'll bet that Marc uses a Zubat, which is not a good choice for going up against the Natanako.


The only one who will be confused and tired will be Climber, especially after i have taken him up into a tree with him strapped into his car seat.


Marc will be over in the corner of the yard trying to figure out how I got so popular and wondering why everyone keeps pointing at him and laughing.


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Winterbush put a picture in my head.

When the fight starts, I think there should be music, and Family and Easy should do a dance number with Silkys,

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They will probably tape the blades and we will still have to push them. I will be holding climber and teaching him how to spit.
 
In case you didnt hear me the 1st time Mr. Powell


You know what MarK, or Falilypee, or whatever the hell your name is, not only does Pat throw the best after TCC party of all time, he also runs a top notch tree service that I hope to serve some day. I cant beleive you have the nerve to bring him into this! I have said it before and I will say it again, its just sad. I hope one day you will compete in NC and then attend Pats party, where I also hope you get violently ill on a bad oyster and end up face down in the dirt, behind the log where I peed last year.

Love Jesse
 
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I will be holding climber and teaching him how to spit.

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Dude. The last thing Climber needs to be taught how to do is spit. He can get like 2-3 feet out of a good vomit. He spits just fine.


He might need help with some good fatherly advice, like how to repair a lawnmower or how to spread the pile of mulch that's been sitting up in the yard for weeks, like hands-on, teachable moments father-type help.


I was hoping you could fix my lawnmower and spread my mulch.


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Come November I'm going to punch you in the weiner so fricken hard

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I'll bet you're not even going to come to the Fall Climb. Too scared.



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Come November I'm going to punch you in the weiner so fricken hard

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I'll bet you're not even going to come to the Fall Climb. Too scared.



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Same thing that happened to you two @ ISA this year!
 
I had a legitimate excuse! I promised Carmen before Climber was born that I would not leave for a week to go to ISA!


You know how much that hurt me to miss the ITCC, how dare you mock me?


I say good day sir.



SZ
 
He might need help with some good fatherly advice, like how to repair a lawnmower or how to spread the pile of mulch that's been sitting up in the yard for weeks, like hands-on, teachable moments father-type help.


I was hoping you could fix my lawnmower and spread my mulch.


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I will come a day early. I will give him good fatherly advice. I will teach him to hide the lawn mower in the mulch then we will sit on the pile. I will feed him raw bacon and gun powder from a serrated blade while chewing tobacco. After a few rounds of this you will leave from fear and he will address Simon as vagidog and he will respond with respect. I will teach him to say thank you, take his hat off when he enters a building and old a door open for anyone entering or exiting that door. That is correct he will be chivalrous and well mannered. I will also teach him to stand on Family trees shoulders and pull his bottom lip over his head for dissin his old man. He will annouce his plan to "REPURZENT" The Meck. No better yet the entire 704 will no longer be called Harlotte but will be referred to as "CLI TOWN" dass rite bringin the Dirty back to da souFFF PROPER.

So shall I call 15 minutes prior to my arrival?
 
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So shall I call 15 minutes prior to my arrival?

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AT least 15 so I can vacuum up the cat hair. We're so embarrassed by the cat hair.



SZ
 
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