Beer Beer Beer.

[stang1911]

What? No love for the refreshing taste of zima?

 

[JeffGu]

Homeowner A leaves a bowl of Falstaff beer out for the cockroaches. They drink some of it. They leave, and move into Homowner B's house. He leaves a bowl of Zima out for them. They move back into Homeowner A's house.

There are some things that even cockroaches won't drink.

 

[stang1911]

Will this redeem myself? 32oz Crowler of Maxximus brown ale grist iron.

 

[JD3000]

 

[JeffGu]

I want to drink beer with you guys. These hillbilly pig farmers around here only have Busch Light or some other cheap, smelly crap. Note, I said drink beer... not buy beer. Just so you know. I'm in this for the free beer, not for any pleasant conversation about injecting trees with some shit to kill the Guatemalan Big Balled Hornworm or which tree species smells the most like a urinal cake.

 

[JD3000]

I'll buy if you fly.

Except you cover the wings and burgers.

 

[JD3000]

And boxwood in bloom smells of cat pee.

 

[JeffGu]

If I could afford to drive up there, bro... I would. I could use a break, right now. But, the bottom fell out of my ZTE stock, ICE nabbed all my melon pickers, and WTF doesn't smell like cat pee in Ohio?

 

[JD3000]

The trans hookers.


Also, the smell of freshly cut grass, baking bread, and covfefe.

 

[stang1911]

Doesn’t smell like pee! Cottonwood up here is crazy, it’s snowing.

 

[JD3000]

 

[JD3000]

 

[JeffGu]

Hey, if Bigfoot likes it...
Probably will grow some hair on your... umm... everything, I guess.

 

[JD3000]

Damn fine stout, they add some raisons too.

 

[JD3000]

Why I'm burying a beer can in the backyard

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/27/opinions/beer-rationing-in-britain-jones/index.html

 

[JD3000]

Dessert beer if there ever was one

 

[JD3000]

 

[JD3000]

Hey @Worthaug ...if you're ever around that is... Suck it dude.

 

[JD3000]

 

[JD3000]

I've put this up before but sooooooo good...