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  1. JeffGu

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    Golf balls hibernate in prairie dog burrows. They sometimes sun themselves on a steaming pile of cow shit, or in the furrows of cornfields. Of course, I've heard that in some states, like Florida, they don't actually use cornfields and cow pastures as golf courses. It seems like an interesting...
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    RopeWrench Ropewalking Setup - - SOLD

    The RW is a lever that applies more friction proportionately to the weight of the climber, so it works well regardless of your weight. I've found that it takes roughly 60% of the forces applied to the hitch. This can be important for a number of reasons other than the hitch binding. It reduces...
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    Or, if you're a whale... plankton lengths.
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    Thoughts?

    It only needs a few modifications. "Alexa, bring me a beer!"
  5. JeffGu

    Today....

    Holy crap. Must be a side effect of Covid. Blew a hydraulic hose on my log splitter, brakes went out on one of the pickup trucks and the riding mower's battery won't hold a charge and is leaking its innards. The gods of mechanical devices are displeased. We need a virgin sacrifice. Anybody know...
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    Today....

    Yeah, that's the problem. We own two properties in one town, and another in a town 7 miles away... both towns are just loaded with stray cats. I've tried to get some of the multiple-cat-owning neighbors to get their critters fixed and vaccinated, even offered to pay half the bill. Nothing will...
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    Why can’t we be friends?

    Poland was a communist country from 1947 until 1989... but I still eat Polish Sausages.
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    Today....

    Thanks!
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    Today....

    This tri-color brought her kittens into our yard about a month ago, ran my cat off, and hasn't left. I need to round these up and take them to a vet... fixed, shots, etc. or take them to the shelter, which I hate to do. They get loaded up with them and even though they're a no-kill facility...
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    Nah... if it was a GEO Metro, she'd be pushing it. Gotta be a Jumbo Transporter.
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    Today....

    In farm country, the answer to all perceived problems is always a bulldozer.
  13. JeffGu

    How many hours for this job??

    All of these products could just as easily be marketed as a "driveway repair kit". They will not, however, work as bait for a rat trap. There are some things that even those bastards won't eat.
  14. JeffGu

    How many hours for this job??

    I'm going to guess that it took exactly 24 minutes and 55 seconds.
  15. JeffGu

    Hotshot Wildland Firefighter

    I sent in one of those DNA samples to a geneology site and they told me the only match they could find came from some place they called "Area 51" or something.
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    Hotshot Wildland Firefighter

    I'd pay to see that.
  17. JeffGu

    Spiking leaners, any advice?

    Dude, you live in a forest full of left-leaning Canuckifornian trees. Out here in corn country, the dogs have to learn to pee on cornstalks and tufts of grass, or they'd all die of kidney failure trying to find a tree to piss on. Hell, even our fire hydrants are rusty as hell from the dogs and...
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    Petzl i'D with 100' Aztec - - SOLD

    You're very welcome.
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    Today....

    I'm thinking that if your German Shorthair sees that beast you're injecting trees with... he's going to jump ship and disappear over the horizon.
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    Hotshot Wildland Firefighter

    Yeah, I'd rather get mauled by a squirrel or a raccoon than get toasted like a blueberry bagel.

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