I was thinking the same thing, but I figured out some of it on my own! Crystal clear, queer? I think: rolleyes [emoji849]
I'll buy a damn bigazz ring for a reasonable sum such as you've been tossing around, and wish to pay for shipping etc. so that your monetary costs are limited to time spent ferreting out this scheme. Additionally, you will garner karma and local fame as I tell people how I got my damn bigazz ring, and I will post a picture here of the ring in action (likely me chasing it down a hill or retrieving it from a busted skylight, but we all start somewhere...).










