opposablethumb
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- Mid-Atlantic
When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
grow bonsai and sell them at a flea market.
grow bonsai and sell them at a flea market.
When I'm too old to climb, I'm gonna...
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opposablethumb
New member
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
sell SuperThrive out the back of a van.
sell SuperThrive out the back of a van.
opposablethumb
New member
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
opposablethumb
New member
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
hand file customers' chains in the back room of a hardware store.
hand file customers' chains in the back room of a hardware store.
opposablethumb
New member
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
make art out of old ropes and a glue gun and sell it on ebay.
make art out of old ropes and a glue gun and sell it on ebay.
opposablethumb
New member
- Location
- Mid-Atlantic
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
read treebuzz all day.
read treebuzz all day.
- Location
- Retired in Minneapolis
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
Work out of a lift truck.
Work out of a lift truck.
marlinspiker
Participating member
- Location
- Pennsyltucky
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
take a moon vacation.
take a moon vacation.
guymayor
Branched out member
- Location
- East US, Earth
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
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buy a wraptor.
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Nothing against lift tr4ucks, until they become soil compactors./../
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buy a wraptor.
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Nothing against lift tr4ucks, until they become soil compactors./../
frashdog
Branched out member
- Location
- Champlain valley, adirondack coast
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
Buy equipment
and watch my son climb with the best of them!
Buy equipment
and watch my son climb with the best of them!
Frax
Participating member
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
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go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
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I will come and help you with this!
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go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
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I will come and help you with this!
boreality
New member
- Location
- boreal forest
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
get a bucket truck and keep humping wood as long as I can, then go fishing. Or become the world's oldest and lowest paid male dancer.
get a bucket truck and keep humping wood as long as I can, then go fishing. Or become the world's oldest and lowest paid male dancer.
Phil
Carpal tunnel level member
- Location
- Oak Lawn, IL
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
go back to school and become a dentist. I'm pretty sure i can brush others poeple'e teeth for high dollar that insurance pays for. Have you ever seen the home retired dentists live in? Nice!
go back to school and become a dentist. I'm pretty sure i can brush others poeple'e teeth for high dollar that insurance pays for. Have you ever seen the home retired dentists live in? Nice!
- Location
- Netherlands
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
revisit all the trees I have ever pruned.
revisit all the trees I have ever pruned.
SingleJack
Participating member
- Location
- W MD
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
I'm ALREADY too old to climb and I AIN'T gonna QUIT!!!
_______________________________________ and still climbin'
I'm ALREADY too old to climb and I AIN'T gonna QUIT!!!
_______________________________________ and still climbin'
jmcscrap
Participating member
- Location
- Woodbury, MN
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
Find tree crews out working and set a lawn chair up and critique everything they do - just like most old-timers around here. Or maybe find something I know absolutely nothing about and start critiqueing everything they do!
Find tree crews out working and set a lawn chair up and critique everything they do - just like most old-timers around here. Or maybe find something I know absolutely nothing about and start critiqueing everything they do!
- Location
- North of Toronto
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
Figure a way to get on permanent disability as painlessly as possible and become a professional fisher,
Figure a way to get on permanent disability as painlessly as possible and become a professional fisher,
- Location
- BC, Canada
Re: When I\'m too old to climb, I\'m gonna...
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go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
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Holy crap, I was out doing exactly this just a few weeks ago!
"Bet the >clip< damn fools won't even >clip< bloody well notice."
Fine. I'm going to go have a nice bowl of prunes, maybe a little nap.
Northwind
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go around to grocery store parking lots and clip off the wire and garden hose tie-downs girdling the parking lot trees...muttering profanities under my breath.
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Holy crap, I was out doing exactly this just a few weeks ago!
"Bet the >clip< damn fools won't even >clip< bloody well notice."
Fine. I'm going to go have a nice bowl of prunes, maybe a little nap.
Northwind
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