Sorry no scanner but have a picture of a sign form a seafood restraunt in Windsor Ontario called Crabby Dicks, and another from the intersate north of Detroit...BIG BEAVER EXIT 69.
The other day in a small town I saw this one... I Paynt Syns, not sure if I would hire the guy.
I remember being on highway 64 going from Richmond VA to Lexington KY and passing through Daniel Boone country, saw an area called SKITTER CREEK, almost left me in stitches laughing much to the confusion to my southern belle at the time. A skitter back home in Scotland means a little shyte.
a local village by the name of clair has a nice little inn...called the [what???]. that alone isnt an unusual name for a pub here in the uk but put it all together and you have.........