Venting

[owScott]

Go back to self employment. This industry is loaded with those types. Sorry to sound negative but that's been my experience. Find a crew where you get along with everybody and you are lucky.

 

[Crash]

I was torn. I wanted to make a big joke out of this, like I do. But then, I work at a place where bad attitudes are not tolerated, especially at the crew leader position.

Maybe a better course of action is the passive aggressive route. You know, save up your pube trimmings, and leave them strategically in his climbing gear. Nothing like sweat and another man's pubes on you in the middle of a big removal.

Better?

SZ

 

[Leroy]

I was torn. I wanted to make a big joke out of this, like I do. But then, I work at a place where bad attitudes are not tolerated, especially at the crew leader position.

Maybe a better course of action is the passive aggressive route. You know, save up your pube trimmings, and leave them strategically in his climbing gear. Nothing like sweat and another man's pubes on you in the middle of a big removal.

Better?

SZ

A little better. How about just get the boys and hold him down to apply gorilla mask? That ought to do it!

 

[JontreeHI]

Wasn't there a post a while back about coworkers in a chainsaw fight?
I hope it doesn't come to that....

 

[TCtreeswinger]

One guy had a saw the other had a scoop shovel.

 

[JontreeHI]

One guy had a saw the other had a scoop shovel.

Oh wow you're right. Even better

 

[Stihlmadd]

my personal favourite is removing the chainsaw muffler on his med/ big saw and placing some human excrement inside before resealing the unit.
once the heat gets going it is quite the laugh

being serious you shouldn't take his crap but getting the message through with out a facial massage could be difficult,
best course of action is the higher road and pour some fish emulsion down his cars aircon intake vents.

 

[TimBr]

Remind me not to piss off any climbing arborists.

 

[RajElectric]

exlax muffins were always my favorite choice of treats to share.

 

[Leroy]

Now we're talking

 

[Reed2179]

my personal favourite is removing the chainsaw muffler on his med/ big saw and placing some human excrement inside before resealing the unit.
once the heat gets going it is quite the laugh

being serious you shouldn't take his crap but getting the message through with out a facial massage could be difficult,
best course of action is the higher road and pour some fish emulsion down his cars aircon intake vents.

You and I think alike. I prefer shimp, they rot quick.
Round here we've got a long running prank we call "porning". It consists of getting the ol' classic nudie mag pic's taped to a part of your car you wouldn't regularly look at, like right below the passenger mirror. Some guys just get a big wang in thier gas door, or a couple of boobie pics on the headlights. Others get the centerfold of a real raunchy 50+ mag on the right fender. Usually on Friday then they go to the local watering hole and for some reason they get the front parking spot. I've also seen several giggling tree guys cutting out every picture of a phallus in a whole mag, then carefully placing them above the sun visor. That's known as date night confetti.

 

[easyphloem]

I really like the direction this is taking.

SZ

 

[Stihlmadd]

real raunchy 50+ mag

I have been told by the other crew members over the years that I am a "gilf magnet" and have had my ass slapped, the wink dropped, invitations to come back for some" after hours" work all by respectable ladies in their sixties plus age group.
One boss encouraged me to strip down to the waist at the end of the job and wash off with the garden hose so a rich client could watch from her bay window and I believe it made her afternoon to the point she paid the bill quite promptly.

 

[RajElectric]

you'd get gummed!

 

[Crash]

This is the best therapy I have ever had, thanks everyone. I thought about strategically placing a gargantuous fake dong on the rear bumper to make his commute home a little confusing and interesting.

 

[TimBr]

I have been told by the other crew members over the years that I am a "gilf magnet" and have had my ass slapped, the wink dropped, invitations to come back for some" after hours" work all by respectable ladies in their sixties plus age group.
One boss encouraged me to strip down to the waist at the end of the job and wash off with the garden hose so a rich client could watch from her bay window and I believe it made her afternoon to the point she paid the bill quite promptly.

Two thoughts on this post. First, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do."

Second, "Chippendales, here we come!"

Stihlmadd, at this rate, you may have to quit the day job, 'cause the ladies will be keeping you up too late at night!

Tim