That's funny, I flipped past it about 20 times in my Audubon guide and never even considerd it... Audubon field guide lists the leaves as 'mostly opposite.' I didn't pick up on that.
I do some veggie management, as soon as he said total garbage it was a dead giveaway! Lol
I had actually considered it earlier but figured no way, had to be some exotic specimen tree. I'd say their only redeeming quality is they are tough to kill!