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[islandarb]

Man, my skin is thicker than a Kardashian's rear end!

That is some super thick mer fucking skin...you an elephant?

 

[LimbLoppa]

That is some super thick mer fucking skin...you an elephant?

Nah man, but I do swing a trunk and work for peanuts

 

[LimbLoppa]

Something special he learned in prison.


Sent from my little tree world....

Waaah?!

 

[96coal449]

Waaah?!

x2

 

[LimbLoppa]

I'm guessing it may have been a dig at me, but he quoted the wrong person?

 

[96coal449]

I sure hope so.

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

My skin thinker than locust bark
My skin thicker than swingdudes cow skin from Barbados sun
My skin thicker than oakmans waistline (based on his posts)
My skin thicker than pine sap
.........

 

[96coal449]

He with thickest skin wins the slap fest contest.

 

[LimbLoppa]

Arborcareman-did you really remove that post!? I'm not from Kentucky or looking to unload some ragged gear. I can take it, but just remember.....I can dish it out too.

 

[96coal449]

Arborcareman-did you really remove that post!? I'm not from Kentucky or looking to unload some ragged gear. I can take it, but just remember.....I can dish it out too.

Like you said, that post probably wasn't meant for you.

 

[LimbLoppa]

Ok well then we gotta start a "My skin is thicker than" contest. Whattya got fellas?

 

[96coal449]

We need guide lines for a contest. This is your thread, Swing, lay down some standards.

 

[LimbLoppa]

My skin is thicker than the smoke on Swingdude's porch!

 

[islandarb]

My skin thinker than locust bark
My skin thicker than swingdudes cow skin from Barbados sun
My skin thicker than oakmans waistline (based on his posts)
My skin thicker than pine sap
.........

Love it....

 

[islandarb]

We need guide lines for a contest. This is your thread, Swing, lay down some standards.

This thread came about because of the dude who was trying to sell worn gear ...no biggie and got sensitive when things went south...

But I knew folks would love it...so run with it...maybe some folks will pick sense from all the nonsense.....

 

[islandarb]

My skin is thicker than the smoke on Swingdude's porch!

Smoky Robinson's porch...lol

 

[arborcareman]

My feelings are getting hurt.....
I'd like to place my order for thick skin please.....


Sent from my little tree world....

 

[JeffGu]

My skin is so thick, when they circumcised me as a baby, they had to use a reciprocating saw. I had it made into a billfold. If I rub it a few times, it turns into a suitcase.

Oh, wait.. I thought this was a contest to see who could lay it down the deepest. Sorry.

 

[LimbLoppa]

This thread came about because of the dude who was trying to sell worn gear ...no biggie and got sensitive when things went south...

But I knew folks would love it...so run with it...maybe some folks will pick sense from all the nonsense.....

On that note.....My skin is thicker than that guy's diaper!

 

[96coal449]

My skin is so thick, when they circumcised me as a baby, they had to use a reciprocating saw. I had it made into a billfold. If I rub it a few times, it turns into a suitcase.

Oh, wait.. I thought this was a contest to see who could lay it down the deepest. Sorry.

I needed that .... thanks mother!