Thick Skin for sale....free shipping

[islandarb]

Do you ship to Kentucky?

Sure.....but you need to buy 10 square feet ....hear you got lots of thin skinned weasels near you....

 

[96coal449]

It,s threads like these that make me laugh again. Thanks Swing!

 

[jmaher]

Your Avatar is some artsy fartsy thing, you better get 2 batches.

I'm thinking I might need three now!

 

[macswan]

Is it available in multiple colors?

Fuck no, that wouldn't be offensive enough

 

[islandarb]

We have two colors available.....pink and a very pale baby blue.....

 

[LimbLoppa]

Sure.....but you need to buy 10 square feet ....hear you got lots of thin skinned weasels near you....

I'm in Ga, but we are planning a fund-raiser for those in need. I heard there has been an outbreak of thin-skinnedassdedness in Kentucky. It's a horrible condition that causes extreme sensitivity to humorous comments.

 

[southsoundtree]

Is hairy skin available? I'm looking to cash in on this lumbersexual craze, but my beard is kinda patchy. Ethically sourced only from the navel and north, knee and south, please.

 

[LimbLoppa]

Is hairy skin available? I'm looking to cash in on this lumbersexual craze, but my beard is kinda patchy. Ethically sourced only from the navel and north, knee and south, please.

What if it was removed while I was upside down?

 

[arborcareman]

Now I am offended. [emoji33]


Sent from my little tree world....

 

[moss]

I'm trying to find a source for thin skin, you might want some on hand for a reversal if the thick stuff grows too much. Could be like too many facelifts, no one can tell if you're happy or sad!

 

[islandarb]

I'm in Ga, but we are planning a fund-raiser for those in need. I heard there has been an outbreak of thin-skinnedassdedness i n Kentucky. It's a horrible condition that causes extreme sensitivity to humorous comments.

Is hairy skin available? I'm looking to cash in on this lumbersexual craze, but my beard is kinda patchy. Ethically sourced only from the navel and north, knee and south, please.

Sean...been trying to source hairy skin for months...only location was in Greece...but damn if I am paying $10.58 a square yard....resale does not offer much profit.....

 

[arborcareman]

Did anyone work today?


Sent from my little tree world....

 

[islandarb]

I'm trying to find a source for thin skin, you might want some on hand for a reversal if the thick stuff grows too much. Could be like too many facelifts, no one can tell if you're happy or sad!

Botox Andrew is killing the face....

 

[jmaher]

Did anyone work today?


Sent from my little tree world....

Naw. F that. Busting jokes trumps work any day.

 

[LimbLoppa]

Awwwwwyeeeeeeaaahhhhh! Swingdude done started some shit!

 

[CutHighnLetFly]

Your Avatar is some artsy fartsy thing, you better get 2 batches.

Hahaha hahahahahah that had me rolling

 

[islandarb]

Did anyone work today?


Sent from my little tree world....

I did but still sent out 2 batches of thick skin to Worthaug.....Reedy boy...his started peeling last year.....got really fucking thin...choose the pink option....pretty in pink

 

[arborcareman]

Apparently, unlike a lot of y'all, I have thick skin and I can admit it.


Sent from my little tree world....

 

[jmaher]

Hahaha hahahahahah that had me rolling

Frank.. with the burns. Sheesh.

 

[LimbLoppa]

Man, my skin is thicker than a Kardashian's rear end!