Actually Cedric is known to have had an extremely personal relationship with Ivanka, and apparently he was all up in that shit? You know what they say? Once you go Squatch, its tough to go back.
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Storming Rico's Personal Area 51
- Thread starter moss
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moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
As team leader I need to inspect the Melania doll before we deploy, to make sure she’s NOT SATAN!!!
-AJ
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
Actually, I like Melanie’s steely synthetic alien eyes, they are so... piercing. She’s on the team, no need for me to preview, I should know better than to second-guess The Gu Master!
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
She has the divorce papers ready to go the moment the guy is out of office.
Everyone on the “Storm Rico’s Bunker” MCRS extraction team has to be an ace climber. Melania is no exception, creating a special climbing course for her. Climbing in heels? A little duct tape to secure them to the foot, sharpen the heel point, and good to go.
-AJ
Burrapeg
Been here a while
- Location
- Puget Sound
Not just bored. Probably neglected and unsatisfied as well. Tiny hands, tiny something else. She might really go for Cerdric.
MatKep
New member
- Location
- South West FL
I have no idea what I’ve stumbled upon... yet, strangely, I don’t want to leave...
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
it’s time to return to storming Rico’s place, what else is there to do?
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
Not to give it all away but this will be an aerial SRT assault raining down artisan made hand-formed flaming raccoon turds fired from a custom Big Shot gattling gun. I haven’t actually sourced the projectiles yet, supply chain issues.
-AJ
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MatKep
New member
- Location
- South West FL
May have a contact for artisanal raccoons with irritable bowels... let me know if I need to call in a favor
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
Are they fed organic? Asking for a friend who will be hand-forming the the flaming turds.
MatKep
New member
- Location
- South West FL
Most certainly. Free range, organic, high fiber diets. These are show raccoons, bread for their coats and dexterity - some are quite talented.
I hate to be the turd in the punchbowl here Moss, but there is only one thing that Cedric finds more YUMMY than raccoon shit braised in bacon grease.. Human Rocky Mountain oysters with a little hot sauce, a squeeze of lemon, and some cilantro..
You best think long and hard about which team your playing for here @MatKep...
A bunch of goofy fucking arborists, or some crazy canuckafornian with a pet bigfoot?
dsptech
Branched out member
- Location
- North East
I see that winter has started to affect a few, more likely a baker's dozen in here.
Spring approaches and hopefully, for your sakes and Cedric's, the return of sanity.
Spring approaches and hopefully, for your sakes and Cedric's, the return of sanity.
moss
Been here much more than a while
- Location
- Carlisle, Massachusetts, U.S.
I see that winter has started to affect a few, more likely a baker's dozen in here.
Spring approaches and hopefully, for your sakes and Cedric's, the return of sanity.
I'm like this year-round ;-)
-AJ
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