Quiet in here

[Blinky]

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You wouldnt make it past Broadway!

Keep this attitude up and Iwill be forced to buy you one of them cheap, imported, rice beers you talk about @ ISA!

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[JackNicholsonVoice="On"]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BUDWEISER!!

[JackNicholsonVoice="Off"]

 

[BostonBull]

This is the only practical application for Budweiser I can find.......

 

[BostonBull]

 

[Blinky]

Go ahead, slurp your expensive, syrupy, quaint
(let's not forget, fancy micro beer is quaint), hoppy, inconsistent yet hauty swill.
I'll stick with my Budweiser... if I actually drank more than one beer a week I might be a better opponent but I like being svelt at 49 rather than dumpy at however old you are.

...and Bud light is NOT Budweiser, let's be clear about that.

 

[BostonBull]

you drink far more than I do sir!

yes lets be sure to separate the really crappy bud light, from the extremely crappy bud. same watery imported crap!

Guinness is not syrupy nor a microbrew.

you're 49? they do say the first thing to go is the memory.

 

[Blinky]

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you're 49? they do say the first thing to go is the memory.

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Thanks, I'll remember that.

 

[easyphloem]

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Thanks, I'll remember that.

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Maybe a better alternative would be to write it down on stick-it notes, and paste them all over the house.



I'm pissed that I missed the catfish jumbalaya.


SZ

 

[Blinky]

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Thanks, I'll remember that.

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Maybe a better alternative would be to write it down on stick-it notes, and paste them all over the house.



I'm pissed that I missed the catfish jumbalaya.


SZ

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You ferget, I'm from the inbred South, we don't know how to read and write... fortunately, we're quite articulate when typing.


Salll-ute!

 

[BostonBull]

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Thanks, I'll remember that.

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Maybe a better alternative would be to write it down on stick-it notes, and paste them all over the house.



I'm pissed that I missed the catfish jumbalaya.


SZ

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You ferget, I'm from the inbred South, we don't know how to read and write... fortunately, we're quite articulate when typing.


Salll-ute!

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Articulate maybe, but you still cant fix stupid.

 

[UpYourTree]

You can't improve perfection either

 

[BostonBull]

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You can't improve perfection either

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Your signature summarizes the south perfectly!

 

[easyphloem]

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You can't improve perfection either

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Your signature summarizes the south perfectly!

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If there is a shortage of villages already, then why do so many jerkass yankees continue to move down here every year?

Maybe that has something to do with the amount of idiots running around in their gigantic Chevy Tahoes with Red Sox stickers on the bumper!






SZ

 

[BostonBull]

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You can't improve perfection either

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Your signature summarizes the south perfectly!

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If there is a shortage of villages already, then why do so many jerkass yankees continue to move down here every year?

Maybe that has something to do with the amount of idiots running around in their gigantic Chevy Tahoes with Red Sox stickers on the bumper!






SZ

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I drive a Grand Cherokee, thank you. And using Charlotte as an example of yankees moving in, is like using Miami as an example of Euros invading the south!

 

[Blinky]

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Articulate maybe, but you still cant fix stupid.

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Absolutely true cuz we'd have fixed all you mickey finns by now.

Care to stumble into anymore easy ones today? I'm in a mood.

 

[BostonBull]

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Articulate maybe, but you still cant fix stupid.

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Absolutely true cuz we'd have fixed all you mickey finns by now.

Care to stumble into anymore easy ones today? I'm in a mood.

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Ahh whats a matter? Someone kick up the sawdust floor into your Sunday grits?

 

[easyphloem]

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Articulate maybe, but you still cant fix stupid.

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Absolutely true cuz we'd have fixed all you mickey finns by now.

Care to stumble into anymore easy ones today? I'm in a mood.

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Ahh whats a matter? Someone kick up the sawdust floor into your Sunday grits?

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I believe Blinky saved up all of his liquor distilling money for a year, and got his floors planked up just last spring.

I also believe Blinky is more of a hash browns kind of guy.



SZ

 

[BostonBull]

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Articulate maybe, but you still cant fix stupid.

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Absolutely true cuz we'd have fixed all you mickey finns by now.

Care to stumble into anymore easy ones today? I'm in a mood.

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Ahh whats a matter? Someone kick up the sawdust floor into your Sunday grits?

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I believe Blinky saved up all of his liquor distilling money for a year, and got his floors planked up just last spring.

I also believe Blinky is more of a hash browns kind of guy.



SZ

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planks you say!? What did the Buckners build a new barn and give ol Blinky some of the old barn boards? Good for you ol man!

 

[Blinky]

Naw ya'll, my floors are still dirt but we sweep it real good.

 

[treedimensional]

Seeing this IS the Utility thread, GOOD on you Blinky, why vacuum when you CAN SWEEP?

 

[treedimensional]

AND sweeping is QUIET!