Outta Gum

I see you've added a font for the Holy Water, to cleanse your sacramental offerings before returning them to the earth and clay, from whence they came. Your cries of "Holy shit!" and "Get thee back, Satan!" coming from your little shrine must alarm the tourists a bit. You need a bottle of coconut oil, to annoint your bum during the ceremonies. Also, some corn cobs. Red ones and white ones. You use a red one, then a white one to see if you need another red one. Other than that, all appears in order. Not an architectural masterpiece, but serviceable.


Jeff - I can say with all honesty and with a genuine smile that I have missed your dry wit.

what do you recommend for the banishing of a sulphurous smell?
 

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