oak wilt cut off

[Chum]

'Tis good, thanks for the advice...I'll pass it on in a rolled-up newspaper at a midnight meeting out of town at the Fuel-Save, where "Bisquit" and "Rose Pedal" hang out.

The "site on notice" today had a flatbed semi from California w/ 136 Paulownia trees, rootballed, looking genetically cloned. I should hurry on with finding a pink Vespa and some kind of kinky nipple-ring outfit w' a horsewhip hanging from a holster and get the ground's keeper job. Sources tell me the owner is on Federal probation for child molestation, hit me beat me red, I'll teach those Pauli trees to goose step.

 

[guymayor]

Trucking Paulownia across the country to replace oaks? Gag me wiht a pitchfork. methinks thou jesteth.

 

[Chum]

It's cool, oaks cause air pollution, remember?

 

[guymayor]

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It's cool, oaks cause air pollution, remember?

[/ QUOTE ]yeah but paulownia cause global warming and scurvy.

we gotta shop around for an exorcist and get your brain a Cheneyectomy. that man been livin in there rent-free fo rway too long.

 

[Chum]

Not just rent-free...we're paying him with our blood!