Now Hiring Expert Rope Splicers

Levi I can do cat leashes and Big cat leashes. My rate is the same and I have the proper amount of residue in my urine to pass the test (I'm assuming its a minimum requirement?)
Please get in touch with my secretary.
Looking forward to working with you!
 
We can work that out Jon. I'll subcontract for you, 1 cent per leash. You sell them to Levi for 3 cents. Thats making you 2 cents per leash for doing nothing. That is capitalism and a pyramid scheme all rolled into one.
 
This one of the best posts ever! Being that I'm the competition, custom splicing of leashes for secretaries and their pets to be lead by their boss/owners, I am happy to hear that your business is failing Levi... [emoji133]
 
Sp levi you didn't hear about the alligator incident yet? My secretary has been doing damage control all day it's a mess, I don't want to say too much on a public forum but It's not looking good for any of us.
 
Levi, I'm not sure if you've read up on the ANTSY A300 lately, but all of your leashes break well below the required MBS. I bought some under an alias and tested them with the tailgate of my pickup truck. I just want you to know this incase you need to initiate a large recall or something.

Oh, and there is a reason that Mac attended the Fids and Fibers by the Fireside Splicing Workshop. Don't let his 'Arborist of Darkness' thing fool you. He should have called himself the Taxidermist of Darkness, but that's another story all together. He was actually applying for a position with you to learn all the inside trade secrets of making leashes, and then take it all to the Black Market. Juss sayin'...
 
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