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[oceans]

You actually believe that you were duped?

Mwwwaahahahaha!

 

[oceans]

I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm going to quit tree work and help you rebuild your company. I almost dropped a single limb onto five different dogs today. Pets are literally everywhere I look now...freely running around. This needs to stop, like yesterday.

 

[macswan]

Dammit Whipple! Plans... Ruined. There goes my retirement

 

[oceans]

Dammit Whipple! Plans... Ruined. There goes my retirement

What? How could any tree worker in the planet even allow themselves to dream about retirement. This is why I'm giving it up for leashes. Levi is a genius. I can't believe he even posted his business in such detail on a public forum.

 

[monkeylove]

I've noticed that Levi's Leashes and Donald Trump's casinos both had similar fates. Don't sweat it Levi just start another leash company, bankrupt it, rinse & repeat for 30 or 40 years. Worked for Donald it can work for you too.

 

[JontreeHI]

Gosh I'm glad this resolved itself. Levi, you know I'm with you in this until the end, but did you the pic in the tcia expo advert of mac and oceans muggin? I fear we might have been out manned by that duo.
See you later at the new secret spot

 

[oceans]

Now you understand my inspiration! Why not leashes for toddlers too? I think about making one for mine almost daily, just seems weird... but people in Boulder put their kids on leashes and I bet their expensive! Hmmmm....

There was a time when young adults would walk around with each other on leashes. I don't really see it very often anymore, but with the right leash, it could make a strong comeback. I've been spying some fairly worn out Cobra systems in some trees around tomthetreeman's territory. I think it would make for some great young adult leash material. It's all black and slightly matte in finish.

 

[seedling345]

I'm sorry but this really is hilarious my buddies dad has dwarf caimans they have an entire garage. But it's truly funny people own big cats and blame the leash maker for it reverting to its primal state of mind any decent lawyer woulda had a field day Beaton that case for you Ida stuck around and counter sewed


I once knew a guy who knew a guy

 

[tomthetreeman]

We have abandoned all dynamics. You are welcome to the material, but you'll have to remove it under cover of night.

 

[monkeylove]

Well then we might as well add this rope from Yale for all those with Pride.

 

[oceans]

The only issue I see with that pet relationship is the size of pool that will need to be installed when the croc is fully mature. If the home is built on a concrete slab, then weight won't be the issue, just overall square footage of the habitat's footprint.

We can easy splice a leash that will hold the full sized croc within close proximity of the owner, so no big deal there.

 

[JontreeHI]

Are you familiar with the ancient Japanese practice of croc binding?

 

[oceans]

Is that similar to brain binding? I've had this tiny skull and my ideas only get so big.

 

[JontreeHI]

Same concept. Keep your crocs small

 

[JTree]

Ha!