Nonexistent tree company faces bogus lawsuit

[guymayor]

Sounds like the client from Hades: "His Wednesday perjury conviction came shortly after a jury also convicted him of perjury and forgery for fudging an invoice he submitted as evidence against a tree company he was suing. Douris claimed his yard was damaged, and the invoice was for the cost of repairs — but the company he claimed to have paid didn't exist."
Read more at http://www.wral.com/man-claims-seve...-using-a-ladder/15000130/#Ft2S8AeRvKeoDFfh.99

Is there some assumption going around that tree services always mess things up?

 

[NE Tree]

What an idiot. Some people would rather go through all of the lies their whole life just to try and get a welfare check and not have to work. Worthless bastard would much rather take from someone than earn some money the old fashioned way. Makes me sick.

 

[cerviarborist]

Schrodinger's Tree Service, screwed up my property......and didn't. They also left a cat in a box on the premises......or didn't.

 

[jmaher]

Schrodinger's cat, by any chance?

 

[JeffGu]

I tripped over that box of pseudo-existential cats and broke my leg or perhaps my assbone... you'll be hearing from my phony law firm.

 

[cerviarborist]

or not

 

[frashdog]

Wtf...
Lawyer is needing meds?

 

[cerviarborist]

Schrodinger's cat, by any chance?

Might be... then again, maybe not.