Need a Northern Border Weather Wall

Tom Dunlap

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There's a Cold Caravan due to invade Minnesota on Tuesday. It will bring record cold weather. This is a crisis.

The Wall has to be solid...no ineffective slat wall design.

Truth be told...Minnesotans will welcome the Canadian Caravan. We're used to absorbing the weather surges from our friends Up North. In Hawaii you get flowery leis. Tish tosh...Pac boots and fleece underwear are handed out at MSP by the Welcome Committee!
 
The Wall is a 700-foot tall, 300-foot thick fortification that is 300 miles and spans Westeros' northern border — from the Bay of Seals in the east to the Gorge in the west.

http://time.com/4912209/game-of-thrones-wall-history-magic/

According to the Westerosi myth, they built the Wall roughly 8,000 years ago at the end of the first Long Night. Its entire purpose is to keep the White Walkers out of Westeros, though as centuries passed, it also became a dividing line between the Seven Kingdoms and the Freefolk.

https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

Afeared you'll have some real white walkers oat-n-aboat this week, Tom...
 
The Wall is a 700-foot tall, 300-foot thick fortification that is 300 miles and spans Westeros' northern border — from the Bay of Seals in the east to the Gorge in the west.

http://time.com/4912209/game-of-thrones-wall-history-magic/

According to the Westerosi myth, they built the Wall roughly 8,000 years ago at the end of the first Long Night. Its entire purpose is to keep the White Walkers out of Westeros, though as centuries passed, it also became a dividing line between the Seven Kingdoms and the Freefolk.

https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

Afeared you'll have some real white walkers oat-n-aboat this week, Tom...
Nice level of detail, must've taken a while to put it together.

What, was quidditch practice cancelled or something?
 

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