Mild joke

theXman

theXman

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Location
MD, USA
Here's a mild joke that maybe will be okay with everyone.

An amish man told my employee this, believe it or not. Yes Amish, not a mininite (sp).

Here it goes:

How do you catch an Elephant?

Well, first you dig a really big hole.

Then you fill the hole full of ashes from your wood stoves.

Then you take a bunch of peas and line them up around the edge of the hole.

Then you hide in the bushes and wait for an elephant.

When the elephant walks up to the hole to take a pea, you run up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.

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What goes Clop, Clop, Clop - BANG! BANG! - Clop, Clop, Clop ?

















An Amish drive by.




I heard that on National Public Radio, so I know it can't be offensive. /forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
Oh crap!!!!!

I should have never put that Amish footnote in there.

Lets not start Amish jokes now, please. It's gonna start the same crap.

Whether they are funny or not.

The reason I screwed up with putting that in there was that when I told a friend that joke, she thought it was funny and asked where i had heard it. It was from a Amish man my employee hunted with. She was suprized and questioned me if I was right. I guess since it was suprizing to her, I thought it had some interest to others.

It is NOT relavent to the joke.

Again, lets not get into Amish jokes.

At least all this "crap" is in this free tree zone where non-members can't even read it. It's just us members seeing it and arguing and such.
 
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