Life in the temperate zone...

I told you. This is why I use open source products... they update something with that teenybopper bullshit, I put it back to something sensible and replace all of their cutesly emoticons with obscene, politically incorrect, morally offensive and socially unacceptable ones.
 
Those damn things are horrible... I had one make its way out of a sock (new pair) and into my shoe... kept trying to figure out what the hell was in there. It managed to end up stuck all the way through the cushiony insole things and was sticking out through the sole of the shoe. What the hell are those things made of? They just look like nylon... but they're insidious.
 
Indestructible diamonds.

Or perhaps Jovian probobulators are to blame. We'll never really know and that's what keeps me up at night.
 
Probably low sales. It’s not going to be completely dead though.
Loved that magazine when I was a kid, would probably still enjoy it.
 
The most memorable issue from my youth was 'The Blue Eyed Cook'... a send up of "Cool Hand Luke'. I devoured that at a cousins cabin listening to WLS on the teeny radio and recovering from sun burn. Simpler times for a kid of 13
 
Remember Frodlots? I took me a long time to figure out that it was Stoldorf spelled backwards. My brothers and I knew a guy named Stoldorf, and we started calling him Frodlots. It stuck, and people were still calling him that 40 years later. The sad thing was, it fit. He was a big, dumb guy.

There's probably a special place for me in Hell, being carved out of molten lava as we speak.
 
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